- "I'm Ron Burgundy?"—Ron
Wake Up Ron Burgundy
- Champ: "You fellas remember that limp-wristed fairy that was supposed to do the financial report?"
Brian: "Oh yeah. We were 51% sure he was gay."
Champ: "Oh he was gay all right, I made out with him at the Christmas party."
Champ: "...Nothin'. I say we run out Corningstone like we did that girlyboy..."