History Quotes / AncientAstronauts

-->-- TitleSequence for ''Series/ProjectBlueBook''

->''"Silence you insolent Dirtlings! Before your race crawled out of the primordial ooze my people were pissing in it! Our teenagers wrote graffiti on the plains of Nazca and did spin-outs in your cornfields. Your religions are but cargo cults inspired by race memories of our sex tourists. We abducted the entire Mayan civilization solely to further our studies into the [[AnalProbing anal regions]]. You should worship me as a God!"''

->''"Silence you insolent Dirtlings! Before your race crawled out of the primordial ooze my people were pissing in it! Our teenagers wrote graffiti on the plains of Nazca and did spin-outs in your cornfields. Your religions are but cargo cults inspired by race memories of our sex tourists. We abducted the entire Mayan civilization solely to further our studies into the anal regions. You should worship me as a God!"''

-->-- '''D'Ork of the Thorkoth''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

-->--Seth, ''The Eternal Validity of the Soul''

-->--Carla Rueckert & Ra, ''The Law of One''

Matter was manipulated through sound. Some remnants of spaceships became temples. Some visitors were seen to die, and later seen again recovered, hence the Egyptians’ sureness that the individual survived death.

Because of space travel a visitor might come as a young man, and return some 40 earth years later still appearing as a young man, leading to the idea of immortality and eternal youth of the gods.

The Olympic gods were perhaps the most amusing of man’s attempt to deify space travelers. Mixed in here strongly were the ideas of gods mating with earth women.

"Was the pyramid then built by the mutual action of many of your people?"

"I am Ra. The pyramids which we thought/built were constructed from thought-forms created by our social memory complex."

"Then the rock was created by thought in place rather than moved from somewhere else? Is that correct?"

"I am Ra. We built with everlasting rock the Great Pyramid, as you call it. Other of the pyramids were built with stone moved from one place to another."

"Then is the large underwater pyramid off the Florida coast one of the balancing pyramids that Ra constructed or some other social memory complex and if so, which one?"

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

''"I come from a planet from a planet a long way from here''\\

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "Star Trek's 6 Most Ridiculous Alien Races"

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''.

->'''Fry:''' Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.''\\
'''Osiran:''' That is no coincidence. For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.''\\
'''Fry:''' I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.''\\
'''Osiran:''' We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid-building, space travel and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.''\\
'''Fry:''' Also Wolfman!''

->'''Osiran:''' That is no coincidence. For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.''\\
->'''Fry:''' I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.''\\
->'''Osiran:''' We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid-building, space travel and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.''\\
->'''Fry:''' Also Wolfman!''

->'''Fry:''' Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.''
->'''Osiran:''' That is no coincidence. For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.''
->'''Fry:''' I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.''
->'''Osiran:''' We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid-building, space travel and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.''

-->--- D'Ork of the Thorkoth, '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''.

->''Fry: Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.''
->''Osiran: That is no coincidence. For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.''
->''Fry: I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.''
->''Osiran: We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid-building, space travel and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.''
->Fry: Also Wolfman!''

-->--- D'Ork of the Thorkoth, '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''' by Odon.

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->"''All the gods who play in the mythological dramas, in all legends, of all lands, were from fair Atlantis.''"
-->-- '''Donovan''', ''{{Atlantis}}''

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