Quotes / Alien Geometries

I told you we should have taken the stairs. All these temples have stupid hyper geometry.
Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater

Why do we even have physics?!
Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater

You're not out there, you're in here. It's different in here. More different the farther inside you go.
Mirror Girl, Blind Lake

Jerry: (on the phone) "Well, what street are you on?"
Kramer: (looks out of the phone booth) "I'm on 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
Seinfeld, "The Maid" (1998)

666-4850A normal-looking house that, on closer inspection, has no right angles.
John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase?

another dude falls into a hole on the structure
that is only there
because the dude who built this shit
like all the veticals are horizontals
and and the parallels are fucking
and what the fuck is a cosecant?

It's Bigger on the Inside!
Numerous Doctor Who companions