Quotes: Alice Cooper

Sam the American Eagle: Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric.. naughty.. freako!
Cooper: Why, thank you!
Sam: ... Freakos one, civilization zero.
Cooper: [makes a "one point for me" mark in the air]

"My guest tonight was christened Vincent, but then he became a rock star and decided he needed a rock-starry name, so he changed it to Alice. Ladies and gentlemen, we are not worthy."
—Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear, Season 17, Ep. 1