Tex:"Red base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back."
Just before fighting O'Malley, Church rattles off a number of these lines such as: "You're just one big headache, and I've got a whole pistol full of aspirin!" and: "I've got half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!"
With Tex snarking in the background. Even though those are clever, they're very corny.
At the end of season 1, Donut, before killing Tex at super-long-range with a plasma grenade: "HEY, BITCH! REMEMBER ME? I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA!"
"Okay, so who's first?" The next episode is a 7-minute episode of her absolutely demolishing Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Tucker at the same time, without even breaking a sweat. Also they're all armed and she's not. It doesn't matter.
Still the best one goes to Washington "Peace talks have broken down, now we do it OUR way"
"You just got Sarged!" is a subversion when he doesn't get to finish it once.
Ultra Fast Pony. After enduring some Too Much Information-inducing commentary from Discord for two episodes, Twilight fires back with, "Hey, Discord! Suck it!" just before unleashing the magic friendship laser.
Cell: Oh-hohoh, my God, it's Tien! What? Was Krillin busy? (Tien clasps his hands, glaring) Come on, buddy, you can't be serious! With your power level? You're no Android, you're no Namekian, and you're certainly no Super Saiyan. You're just human. Tien: (Hands take up a triangle shape) Yeah? Well, you know what? F*** Power Levels, F*** Super Saiyans, and F*** YOU! SHIN KIKOHO!