Pre Asskicking One Liner / Web Animation

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• Battle for Dream Island: Before zapping anyone, Four says "it's time."
• In the Iron Man vs Lex Luthor DEATH BATTLE!, one given near the end practically puts the final nail in the coffin of the other fighter before getting the crap kicked out of him. (Spoilers!)
  Tony: I don't know, Lex. Being a god can't be too hard, I mean, I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing god. All this time, I've been playing human.
• Dragon Ball Z Abridged
  • Goku got one after he went Super Saiyan:
    Goku: I'm going to break you...like a Kit Kat Bar.
  • Vegeta gets a good one before his fight with Android 19
    Vegeta: Quite the cutting edge piece of tech you've got there. But I'm curious... can it feel fear?
    Android 19: Scanning... processing... results inconclusive.
    Vegeta: Let's fix that, shall we?
  • Tien gets one as a Shut Up, Hannibal! to Semi-Perfect Cell's "The Reason You Suck" Speech.
  Cell: Oh-hohoh, my God, it's Tien! What? Was Krillin busy? (Tien clasps his hands, glaring) Come on, buddy, you can't be serious! With your power level? You're no Android, you're no Namekian, and you're certainly no Super Saiyan. You're just human.
  Tien: (Hands take up a triangle shape) Yeah? Well, you know what? F*** Power Levels, F*** Super Saiyans, and F*** YOU! SHIN KIKOHO!
  • Android 16 gets one when he steps up to fight Cell:
    Android 16: Now, if you'll excuse me, I will eliminate Cell.
    Android 17: I thought you were only programmed to kill Goku.
    Android 16: This "Cell" is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku's DNA. These parameters...(Eyes Gleam)...are acceptable.
• "I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow!"
• Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: When Anderson says he's forgiving Alucard, somehow you just know that all hell is about to break loose even if you haven't watched the original series.
  Anderson: (icily calm) I forgive you.
  Alucard: ...excuse me?
  Anderson: Everything you've said. Everything you've done. I forgive you.
  Alucard: Well, isn't that convenient? But it's not up to you, now, is it? It's up to your precious God.
  Anderson: You're right. (brandishes the Nail of Helena) Would you like to speak to Him?
• Helluva Boss: "Ok, I've had one too many emotions for today, guys, let's FUCK these FUCKERS UP!"
• Lobo (Webseries): Lobo is known for these. For example, before fighting Tubo, Lobo told him "Thanks, Clyde. I think you cleaned away most of my plaque!"
• TheInvertedShadow's Lyrish series: Painset Shimmercakes delivers one of these before going to town on the Nightmare Animatronics.
  "This time, when I burn you, you'll STAY dead!"
• The Most Popular Girls in School:
  • Brittnay drops one in Episode 67, to the Mercenary Cheerleaders.
  Brittnay: Yippee-ki-yay... you stupid fucking cunt.
  • In Episode 81:
  Deandra: (to Team France) Let's dance, frogs!
• After getting his Heroic Second Wind in Pokemon Golder, Gold gives a good line to Red.
  '''Hey dick! I'm more than just your sequel!"
• Red vs. Blue has a lot of them:
  • Season 1:
    Tucker: "Where are you going?"
    Tex: "Red base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back."
  • Just before fighting O'Malley, Church rattles off a number of these lines such as: "You're just one big headache, and I've got a whole pistol full of aspirin!" and: "I've got half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!"
  • With Tex snarking in the background. Even though those are clever, they're very corny.
  • "My name is Michael J. Caboose. And I. HATE. BABIES!!!" — Just before massacring an army single-handed.
  • At the end of season 1, Donut, before killing Tex at super-long-range with a plasma grenade: "HEY, BITCH! REMEMBER ME!? I SAVED SOMETHIN' FOR YA!"
  • "Okay, so who's first?" The next episode is a 7-minute episode of her absolutely demolishing Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Tucker at the same time, without even breaking a sweat. Also they're all armed and she's not. It doesn't matter.
  • An excellent one from Washington: "It says peace talks have broken down. Now we do it our way."
  • "You just got Sarged!" is a subversion when he doesn't get to finish it once.
    • This video is just Sarge spouting a whole bunch of these, with a couple of Bond One Liners for good measure.
  • In season 9 episode 3, after Carolina has made her big entrance, just before she charges forward to take out a bunch of soldiers in hand-to-hand, she says: "Okay. My turn."
• "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be delicious!
  • And Penny in the S1 Finale: "Don't worry Ruby. I'm combat ready!"
• Ultra Fast Pony. After enduring some Too Much Information-inducing commentary from Discord for two episodes, Twilight fires back with, "Hey, Discord! Suck it!" just before unleashing the magic friendship laser.

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