Glassjaw is a Post-Hardcore band from Long Island, New York. The band was founded in 1992 and has released two albums so far: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence (hereby abbreviated as EYEWTKAS - released in 2000) and Worship And Tribute (2002), both regarded as classics within their genre. They are know for putting on chaotic live shows and for their frequent lineup changes.
- Daryl Palumbo- lead vocals
- Justin Beck- guitars
- Manuel Carrero- bass
- Durijah Lang- drums
- Accent Upon The Wrong Syllable: Any time Daryl uses clean vocals.
- Breakup Song: Most of EYEWTKAS is made up of these. Definitely not the resigned "I wish you the best" kind, either.
- Careful With That Axe
- Cluster F-Bomb: They probably use "whore" on EYEWTKAS even more than they use the f-bomb.
- Digital Piracy Is Evil: Averted. The band encourage fans to steal EYEWTKAS off the internet rather than give money to Roadrunner Records by purchasing it. This is due to an ugly spat between the band and Roadrunner after the recording of their first album.
- High Turnover Rate
- Ill Boy: Daryl suffers from Crohn's Disease and has had to cancel concerts because of it.
- Indecipherable Lyrics: Daryl's unconventional singing style, combined with loud guitars and frequent screaming make most of their lyrics hard to understand. Not that the general Word Salad helps any.
- Kick the Dog: Roadrunner allegedly forced Daryl to continue touring, even after the stress of performing caused him to have potentially-fatal relapses of Crohn's Disease.
- The Lancer: Justin Beck, the only remaining original member other than Daryl.
- Metal Scream: Usually a type 2 or 3.
- Misogyny Song: "Lovebites and Razorlines", "Hurting and Shoving (She Should Have Let Me Sleep)"... most of them, being about girls who've hurt Daryl.
- Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness: A 8/9 on their first album, about a 7 on Worship and Tribute and a 5-7 for the last few EPs. Then there are songs like "Siberian Kiss", which goes from a 9 to a 4 and back again twice over the course of the song.
- Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly: Worship And Tribute mixes their usual Post-Hardcore / Alternative Metal sound with elements of Noise Rock, Funk Rock, Jazz, Pyschedelic Rock, Thrash Metal, and Afrobeat.
- New Sound Album: Worship and Tribute, which had a more experimental and somewhat lighter sound.
- The Pete Best: Pretty much anyone who played with the band prior to the recording of their first album.
- Scary Musician, Harmless Music: Inverted. They don't look intimidating at all, but their music is highly aggressive and brutal.
- Shout-Out: "The Gillette Cavalcade Of Sports" includes the lyric "Life's a ball / I run the world from city hall", which is a quote from Frank Zappa's "Brown Shoes Don't Make It". The song is also named after an actual sports radio (and later television) program - a section where Daryl starts imitating a sports announcer includes references to "Bob", which might be a nod to the show's original host, Bob Stanton.
- Surprisingly Gentle Song: The Hidden Track on EYEWTKAS. Also, "The Number No Good Things Can Come Of", a piano and drums piece and the lounge-style "Oxycodone", both off of the El Mark EP. Most of the Coloring Book EP also counts.
- Take That: Most of EYEWTKAS is a vicious screed against one or more of Daryl's ex-girlfriends.
- What Could Have Been: "Convectuoso" was supposed to be the last track on Worship and Tribute, but did not make it due to Roadrunner Records holding the rights.
- Word Salad Lyrics: Most of the lyrics on Worship And Tribute are very ambiguous. In stark contrast to the previous album... Recent material, such as the Coloring Book EP has continued in this style.
- Your Cheating Heart: "Siberian Kiss": "Give me back my pictures of me/Me and you and him makes three.