Literature / La Belle Dame Sans Merci
La Belle Dame Sans Merci
is a short fantasy story by blogger Anna J. Roberts about a struggling writer who meets a mysterious Irish girl one night. They start a relationship, and she re-energizes him creatively. Then, about halfway through, things get scary.
The story was written for the Something Awful
forums as a response to a fanfic by Troper Enemy Mayan
, which was rooted in a similar concept—a mythical Irish being
called a Leanan Sidhe (pronounced "lawn she") which instills, but also feeds off of, creative energy. Roberts liked the idea of deconstructing the Leanan Sidhe, but was disappointed both with Enemy Mayan's story and his attitude towards fiction and creative writing in general. There are stabs
at the concept of tropes, Mayan's value of quantity over quality, and stereotypical man-child writers in general throughout the story, but its greatest appeal comes from reconstructing
the Leanan Sidhe as an unspeakable horror, rather than a Manic Pixie Dream Girl
.Not to Be Confused with
by John Keats
or the other poem
by Alain Chartier
Read the story here
Includes examples of:
- Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: John Keats was another of Caitlin's victims, and his early death was caused by burning out fast. And so many more...
- Historical In-Joke: Yeats was clever, and figured out her real name. She had to serve him until he died, and complains at one point that no matter what else he had, he never shut the hell up about Maude.
- Humanoid Abomination: Caitlin looks human. Mostly.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Caitlin kills and eats a minor homeless character introduced earlier on when the protagonist attempts to starve her to death.
- Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Ruthlessly deconstructed.
- Most Writers Are Writers: Enemy Mayan's main character was a struggling writer. Roberts kept that part. After centuries of it, Caitlin's ridiculously sick of writers whining on and on about themselves and their writer problems.
- Smug Snake: The main character is a thoroughly and intentionally unpleasant person who likes to feel like his writing talents set him above normal people. But by the end of the story, it's plain how completely he's lost control of the situation... if indeed, he ever had any.
- Villain Protagonist: The main character is quickly established as a sleazebag when the first paragraph describes his autobiography as a pack of lies. At the end of the story, when Caitlin's given him cancer, his last thought is that he hopes she makes other writers like him as miserable as he is.