Laconic: Soap Opera

Heavily formulaic and melodramatic drama show with daily Cliffhangers.
Will [Friend of Hero] wake up from his 67th coma? Will [Generic Doctor] find a cure for [Friend of Heroine]'s vaguely defined disease? Will [Heroine] have the balls to actually say something to [Hero]!? (No, she won't) Tune in next time HERE