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Grand Unified Timeline events from 3000 B.C.E. to 801 B.C.E.

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     3000 B.C.E. to 2500 B.C.E. 
3000 B.C.E.
  • Apocalypse telekinetically assembles the pyramids in ancient Egypt. (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
  • Demon Queen Bansheera rules over a large portion of the Earth, but is sealed along with her minions by a powerful warlock. (Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue)
  • Encouraged by Omoroca more , the Tau'ri rebel against Goa'uld domination, driving them off, and bury the Alpha Stargate near what is now Giza, Egypt. (Stargate SG-1) Ra bans literacy among his slaves to prevent further rebellions. (Stargate)
  • The Osirians imprison Sutekh on Mars, and inspire Egyptian civilisation. Slightly later, the first Dalek to visit Earth is buried under the Sphinx. (Doctor Who)
  • Peabody and Sherman help the pharaoh Cheops build the Great Pyramid, despite the pranks of his evil five-year-old nephew Ahmet-Fez. (Rocky and Bullwinkle)
  • Surviving refugees from planet Denzi arrive on Earth in Denzi Land, with only Denzi Dog IC remaining in case the Vader Clan, the ones who destroyed Denzi, attack Earth. (Denshi Sentai Denziman)
  • Life first emerges on Dragon's Egg. (Dragon's Egg)
  • In Polly Spark's altered version of history, Sock-Bot gets the ancient Babylonians to make the world's first sausages out of old socks. Also, Roland Road-Bot gives steering wheels to the ancient Sumerians so that the world's first wheel can be a steering wheel. (JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain)
  • Approximate date that the Crimson Dragon seals the Earthbound Immortals in the Nazca Lines (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds); very soon after, Pharaoh Atem locks away the power of the Shadow Games, and seals his own memories to prevent them being reawoken. (Yu-Gi-Oh! [Dub only])
  • The Sodan, the elite Jaffa command force of the Goa'uld Ishkur, rebel against him after determining that he is a false god. Ishkur brands the Sodan traitors and they are forced to flee as they are hopelessly outnumbered by loyal Jaffa. They search for Kheb, where they hope to ascend, but are unable to find it. The Sodan eventually settle on P9G-844. They are able to remain hidden from the rest of the galaxy until they are discovered by SG-1 in 2005. (Stargate SG-1)

c. 2990 B. C. E.

  • Iihiko Shishime defeats Najimi Ajimu in battle, becoming a main character. At the time that he would have died, Shiranui Village gives him the ability to reincarnate into the villagers, who keep his legend alive. (Medaka Box)

2988 B.C.E.

  • Malekith, leader of the Dark Elves, tries to destroy the Nine Worlds using the Aether while the Convergence is active. He is stopped by Asgardians led by Bor, who seals the Aether away while Malekith puts himself into a 5,000 year sleep. (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

2955 B.C.E.

2951 B.C.E.

  • August 10: Birth of Noah to Lamech and an unknown mother. (Book of Genesis) Justification 

c. 2900 B.C.E.

  • The city of Shuruppak is flooded (Real Life) and a prince of the city, named Ziusudra or Atrahasis, builds a ship called the Preserver of Life to weather out the storm for seven days until it ceases. Atrahasis is then renamed Utnapishtim. (The Epic of Gilgamesh, the Atrahasis Epic)

2886 B.C.E.

  • Establishment of the Jedi Assembly. (Star Wars)

2857 B.C.E.

2807 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the ktuvoks invade the Tyellakh mountains and overrun the elcari of Khak Beliddên. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

c. 2800 B.C.E.

2794 B.C.E

  • Aroden raises the Starstone from the Inner Sea and becomes a god. He then founds the city of Absalom, starting the Absalom Reckoning calendar (1 AR). (Pathfinder)

2762 B.C.E.

  • Death of Kenan (Book of Genesis)
  • The Bronze Age begins on Almea, outside of the areas conquered by the ktuvoks. King Begoŋitera of Yenine conquers the kingdom of Saiśi. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2740 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, King Nanuŋitera of Yenine conquers the kingdom of Na:nyanok. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2726 B.C.E.

  • King Nanuŋitera promulgates the first written code of laws on Almea, the Canons of Respect. He also orders the scholars of Yenine to devise a new writing system for use in his new empire to replace the three divergent scripts of the previous kingdoms, known as the Old Syllabary. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2717 B.C.E.

2700 B.C.E.

  • Approximate date that Ejuk becomes the Slayer. In this year, her watcher is killed by time-travelling assassins. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

2691 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Uros in Egypt. He would grow up to become a Pharaoh. (Darkstalkers)

2664 B.C.E.

2652 B.C.E.

  • Death of Pharaoh Uros. His eldest son Anakaris succeeds him on the throne. He is only 12-years-old. (Darkstalkers)

2650 B.C.E.

  • Anakaris starts construction of his own pyramid. (Darkstalkers)

2634 B.C.E.

  • Anakaris finishes the construction of his pyramid. 60 million people worked on it, and 3,133 people became pillars. (Darkstalkers)

2633 B.C.E.

  • Anakaris dies in battle while fighting foreign invaders. His body is taken to his pyramid and placed into a revival chamber. (Darkstalkers)

2630 B.C.E.

  • Anakaris revives as a mummy. He proceeds to rescue his kingdom from the invaders. (Darkstalkers)

2629 B.C.E.

  • Anakaris leads a counter-attack into the land of the foreign invaders, successfully annexing it into his own realm. He then travels into the future and learns of the downfall of his kingdom. When he returns to his own time, he moves his kingdom underground and into another dimension so that it may be free of the wars of Earth. (Darkstalkers)

2620 B.C.E

  • Egypt is invaded by the Brood, who are defeated by Pharaoh Imhotep, En-Sabah Nur, and the Fist on Khonsu. Imhotep founds the Brotherhood of the Shield and the Spear. (Marvel Universe)

2613 B.C.E.

  • Approximate reign of corrupt pharaoh Nephren-Ka, worshipper of Nyarlathotep, in Egypt. He is overthrown and his name erased from history. (Cthulhu Mythos)

2600 B.C.E.

2591 B.C.E.

  • Banba, who may be a daughter of Cain, arrives on Ireland with 150 women and three men. (Book of Druimm Snechta)

2585 B.C.E.

2560 B.C.E.

  • Construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza. (Real Life)
  • Thubanian invaders commission the pyramid to steal Earth's rotational energy, but get lazy and forget how they planned on doing it partway through construction, leaving it to be used as a mausoleum instead. (Futurama)
  • Federation anthropologists from 2769 travel back in time to observe the construction of the Great Pyramid at Giza, using the proper procedures set forth in the Temporal Accord. (Star Trek: Enterprise)

2551 B.C.E.

  • Banba and her followers are wiped out by a plague. (Book of Druimm Snechta)

2537 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the approximate date that Lerīmanio makes First Contact with the ilii, and is taught monotheism. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2515 B.C.E.

  • Beginning of the invasion of Eretald by the Cuzeians on the planet Almea. The Cuzeian clan of King Inibē conquers Metayu and proclaims himself a god. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2550-2490 BC (Exact year unknown)

  • Stripesy of the Seven Soldiers of Victory is sent back to Ancient Egypt when the Seven Soldiers of Victory are betrayed by The Spider. Enslaved, he is forced to help build one of the pyramids, until he is rescued by Batman Hourman and Starman. (The DCU)

2501 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the invasion of Eretald continues. The Cuzeian clan of Lēivio founds the kingdom of Cayenas. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2500 B.C.E.

  • Aziraphale runs into Crawly again, who tells him about Job's predicament. They conspire to save Job's children. (Good Omens (2019))

     2499 B.C.E. to 2000 B.C.E. 
2497 B.C.E.
  • On the planet Almea, the invasion of Eretald continues. The Cuzeian clan of Voricêlias founds the kingdom of Sūās. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2492 B.C.E.

  • Haik defeats the tyrannical titan Bel and leads his people out of Assyria into Armenia, establishing the Armenian nation. (Armenian mythology)
  • On the planet Almea, the invasion of Eretald continues. The Cuzeian clan of Calēsias founds the kingdom of Eleisa. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2470 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the kingdom of Yenine is conquered by the Inbamumakei barbarians, who assimilate to the native culture and become the new elite. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2465 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Līxiruitas son of Lēivio conquers the Met’aiun refuge of Tevarē. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2463 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Cayenas is conquered by the Central barbarians. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

After 2451 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Shem, Ham, and Japheth to Noah and an unnamed mother (Book of Genesis)

2436 B.C.E.

2426 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Okiami, the last mainland Met’aiun kingdom, is conquered by King Xrāticūnas of Clan Inibē and renamed Nayas. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2420 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the kingdom of Davur falls, and the refugees flee to the island of Kebri and reestablish their kingdom there. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2402 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, King Ximāuro of Eleisa marries Queen Oleniōre of Tevarē, uniting their realms into the kingdom of Cuzei. The Ezičimi, who are the ruling class of the Inbamumakei, conquer the Xengi delta, and the Wede:i retake the middle of the river. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2357 B.C.E.

  • The Cuzeian script, a true alphabet, is developed on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2356 B.C.E.

Before 2351 B.C.E.

  • Having time-traveled from the late 20th century (ca. the 1980s), Derek, Margo, and Moki arrive in the Land of Nod sometime before the flood. There, a storyteller shares with them the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. (The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible)

2351 B.C.E.

  • August 17: Cessair, granddaughter of Noah, arrive in Ireland with 50 women and three men. (Book of Invasions)
  • September 26: God decides to kill everybody on Earth with a flood and start again, but spares Noah and his family by commanding him to build a giant ark and take two (or in some cases 14) of each animal on board with him. (Book of Genesis)
  • Death of Methuselah (Book of Genesis)
  • Cessair and her companions are killed in the Flood except for Cessair's husband, Fintan, who is turned into a salmon. (Book of Invasions)
  • The flood is caused by the Jarhanpurian Rama Khan. (Supergirl (2015))

2350 B.C.E.

  • February 23: Flood waters begin to recede. (Book of Genesis)
  • April 20: Flood waters completely recede. Noah's family and their animals repopulate Earth. (Book of Genesis) Derek, Margo, and Moki set off for their next adventure. (The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible)
  • Ham accidentally walks in on Noah naked; Shem and Japheth then cover their father with a blanket, being careful not to look. Ham is punished by being made slave to Shem and Japheth. (Book of Genesis)

2349 B.C.E.

2333 B.C.E.

  • The Lexx leaves its birthplace on the Cluster, inaugurating a journey that will bring massive devastation to the Two Universes. (Lexx)

2314 B.C.E.

2300 B.C.E.

  • God makes himself known on Earth. God releases Death to flood Earth and destroy humanity, deciding to only save Noah and his family. Death returns to his underground coffin afterwards. (Supernatural)

2284 B.C.E.

2251 B.C.E.

  • The Fomorians settle in Ireland. (Book of Invasions)

2250 B.C.E.

2222 B.C.E.

  • Urban civilization develops independently for the third time in Almea, with the Skourenes entering trade with the Wede:i. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2220 B.C.E.

2215 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the warlord Čedemu of the Ezičimi begins a twenty-year-long campaign to conquer all of the Xengi basin. The Wede:i nobility flee to the Ideis river and found the kingdom of Jei. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2213 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the elcari and múrtani of Lake Lenan fight a war ending in the total destruction of the local múrtani, despite their alliance with Munkhâsh. However, the elcari are greatly weakened. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2211 B.C.E.

  • Adna mac Bíth visits Ireland, plucks a handful of grass, and returns home to show it to his neighbours in Nineveh. (Saltair of Cashel)

2205 B.C.E.

  • Establishment of the Jedi Temple on Coruscant over a Force Nexus. (Star Wars)

2201 B.C.E.

  • Great Droid Rebellion. (Star Wars)
  • End of the Sidereal Period of the Galactic Republic; beginning of the Old Sith Wars against the empires of Exar Kun and Darth Revan. The navigation computer is invented during this war. (Star Wars)

2188 B.C.E.

2177 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Tanouvas founds the city of Ctesifos. The founding of the city becomes the epoch of the Almean calendar. The Cuzeians first experiment with ironworking. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2171 B.C.E.

  • Chariots are in use in the armies of planet Almea. The Skourene cities of Iṭili, Engidori, and Imuṭeli are founded, and the state of Néor is founded. Agriculture has spread to the jungle of Nan, with guinea pigs as the only domesticated animal. Munkhâsh is starting to lose territory. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2158 B.C.E.

2148 B.C.E.

  • In Egypt the reign of Nitocris, the Ghoul-Queen, begins. (Cthulhu Mythos)

2137 B.C.E.

  • End of the Old Sith Wars after the Destruction of Malachor V. At least one survives to regroup and plan. (Star Wars)

2129 B.C.E.

2086 B.C.E.

  • The Skourenes develop a writing system on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2083 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Cuzei absorbs Sūās, beginning the Cuzeian Golden Age. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2065 B.C.E.

  • The Skourene city of Guṭḷeli is founded on planet Almea. The Skourene civilization takes the form of small republics whose influence is spread through trade. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

2059 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Abram, Nahor, and Haran to Terah and an unnamed mother. (Book of Genesis)

2051 B.C.E.

  • May 14: Partholón and his followers arrive in Ireland from Greece. (Book of Invasions)
  • Partholón defeats the Fomorians at the Battle of Mag Ithe. (Book of Invasions)

2049 B.C.E.

2011 B.C.E.

Before 2010 B.C.E.

2010 B.C.E.

2000 B.C.E.

  • The Space Pirates Balban arrive on Earth and attempt to destroy it with Daitanix, but are defeated by the Starbeasts and the first generation of Gingaman before being sealed away. (Seijuu Sentai Gingaman)
  • Maians observe life on Earth, but decide not to interfere. (Perfect Dark)
  • Death of Noah. (Book of Genesis)
  • After assisting Furher Taboo in many campaigns in his name, the powerful Deathdark commander Deathmark enters an eternal sleep in an ocean-bound coffin until he is required again. (Dai Sentai Goggle Five)
  • In Polly Spark's altered version of history, Brunwella the Robot Bombshell blows up a Minoan toilet in order to explosively eliminate the "waste". (JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain)
  • Baby Crotchrash is transported to Alaska the icy tundra of Legondo in this year, where he becomes frozen in ice for thousands of years. (Minilife TV)

     1999 B.C.E. to 1500 B.C.E. 

1996 B.C.E.

c. 1990 B. C. E.

  • A brave young man becomes a main character and challenges Iihiko Shishime, but is killed. (Medaka Box)

Before 1984 B.C.E.

1984 B.C.E.

1981 B.C.E.

Between 1984 and 1973 B.C.E.

  • Abram and Sarai move to Egypt to escape a famine. While there, they pretend to be brother and sister. Pharaoh Amenhemat I marries Sarai and is afflicted with plagues, so he gives Sarai and Abram lots of food and valuables to persuade them to leave. (Book of Genesis)
  • Abram and Sarai reunite with Lot and go to Negeb. To avoid Abram cramping his style, Lot then moves to Sodom. (Book of Genesis)
  • God promises Abram that his descendants will rule the entire land of Canaan. (Book of Genesis)
  • Kings Bera of Sodom, Birsha of Gomorrah, Shinab of Admah, and Zoar of Bela rebel against Elamite domination. King Chedorlaomer of Elam, accompanied by kings Amraphel of Shinar, Arioch of Ellasar, and Tidal of Goiim launch a counterattack, defeating the Sodomite Alliance at the Battle of Siddim. Lot is taken captive (Book of Genesis)
  • Abram leads an army against Chedorlaomer to rescue Lot. He turns down tribute from King Bera of Sodom so as to avoid the Sodomites thinking too much of themselves. He also forms an alliance with King Melchizedek of Salem. Lot returns to live in Sodom. (Book of Genesis)

1973 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Ishmael to Abram and Hagar, his slave, at the insistence of Sarai, who is well past childbearing age. (Book of Genesis)

1960 B.C.E.

  • God makes a covenant with Abram that he will be the father of a great multitude. As part of the deal, all men descended from Abram are circumcised, and Abram and Sarai change their names to Abraham and Sarah. (Book of Genesis)

1959 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Isaac to Abraham and Sarah. (Book of Genesis)
  • God destroys Sodom and Gomorrah for their depravity, but warns Lot to take his family and escape. While fleeing, Lot's wife looks back and is turned into a pillar of salt. (Book of Genesis)
  • Lot and his daughters stay in a cave for a while, during which the daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him. (Book of Genesis)

1958 B.C.E.

1951 B.C.E.

  • Isaac is circumcised. Sarah demands that Hagar and Ishmael be sent away. (Book of Genesis)
  • On the planet Almea, Munkhâsh expands to the borders of Eretald, threatening the civilization there. In Jei, the houses of Jeinizun and Taŋgun combine to form the Jei Union. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1942 B.C.E.

  • Beretos of Etêia Mitano is born on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1939 B.C.E.

c. 1930 B.C.E.

  • Abraham and Ishmael construct the Ka'bah (The Cow)

1924 B.C.E.

1922 B.C.E.

1919 B.C.E.

  • Isaac marries Rebekah, daughter of Bethuel, and returns to live in Canaan. (Book of Genesis)

1918 B.C.E.

  • Beretos travels to the court of Berak, baron of the main defense against Munkhâsh, the Taucrēte Pass. Berak considers Beretos to be unmanly, and relegates him to teaching the Cuzeian language to his wife and daughters instead of fortifying the pass. He defeats one of Berak’s men in battle and is permitted to lead a scouting party into Munkhâsh, becoming the first outsider to discover its nature as The Empire and live to tell about it. Elsewhere in Almea, First Contact is made between humans and flaids, and by this time, the Ezičimi Empire has broken up, giving rise to Axuna among other states. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World, In the Land of Babblers)

1914 B.C.E.

  • Beretos returns to Berak’s court and kills the Munkhâshi resident who had infiltrated his way into Berak’s good graces in his absence, and Beretos is exiled. He returns to Cuzei and exhorts them to start treating foreigners as equals, but is ignored. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World, In the Land of Babblers)

1911 B.C.E.

  • Death of Arpachshad. (Book of Genesis)
  • On the planet Almea, the city-state of Imuṭeli conquers Guṭḷeli to form an empire, threatening the balance of power in Skouras. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1900 B.C.E.

  • Nuclear war breaks out on the Krogan homeworld of Tuchanka. (Mass Effect)

1899 B.C.E.

c1880 B.C.E.

Before 1884 B.C.E.

  • Abraham marries a woman named Keturah and has six more sons. (Book of Genesis)

1884 B.C.E.

  • Death of Abraham. (Book of Genesis)
  • Famine strikes Beer-lahai-roi, in which Isaac was residing, so he moves with his family to Gerar. (Book of Genesis)

1881 B.C.E.

1873 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Skourene city of Ṭisuram rebels against its overlords, starting a war and conquering much of a third state that had nothing to do with this. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1867 B.C.E.

  • Beginning of the Great Galactic War between the Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic. (Star Wars)

1859 B.C.E.

  • Esau marries Judith daughter of Heeri and Basemath daughter of Elon, both Hittites. (Book of Genesis)

1849 B.C.E.

1847 B.C.E.

  • A Mandalorian army materializes in alliance with the Sith and blockades the Republic's most critical trade route. (Star Wars)

1846 B.C.E.

  • A smuggler breaks the blockade and restores the trade route. (Star Wars)

1839 B.C.E.

  • End of the Great Galactic War after the Sacking of Coruscant, Sith Empire victorious. Signing of the Treaty of Coruscant, ceding many outlying systems to the Sith Empire. Beginning of the Galactic Cold War. (Star Wars)

1836 B.C.E.

1828 B.C.E.

  • Jacob agrees to work for seven years to marry Rachel daughter of Laban. (Book of Genesis)

1825 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Jei Union commences a thirty-year long war of inland expansion. The Ezičimi destroy the kingdom of Lenan and establish the kingdom of Javan. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1821 B.C.E.

  • Laban tricks Jacob into marrying Leah, his older daughter, in place of Rachel. Jacob ends up working another seven years. (Book of Genesis)

1820 B.C.E.

1818 B.C.E.

1817 B.C.E.

1816 B.C.E.

1814 B.C.E.

1813 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Naphtali to Jacob and Bilhah. (Book of Genesis)
  • On the planet Almea, the Skourene cities of Imuṭeli and Guṭleli declare war on Ṭisuram, which allies with its former metropole against them. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1812 B.C.E.

1811 B.C.E.

1810 B.C.E.

1809 B.C.E.

1808 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Dinah to Jacob and Leah. Birth of Joseph to Jacob and Rachel. (Book of Genesis)

1807 B.C.E.

  • Jacob sets off with his family back to Canaan. Due to the way things work out, Laban is not pleased. (Book of Genesis)

1804 B.C.E.

  • Jacob and Esau reconcile. (Book of Genesis)
  • Jacob and his family settle in Shechem for a while. After Dinah is raped by Shechem ben Hamor, Simeon and Levi take revenge by killing every man in Shechem and plundering all their valuables, after which Jacob and his family move on. (Book of Genesis)
  • Birth of Benjamin to Jacob and Rachel. Rachel dies in childbirth. (Book of Genesis)

1800 B.C.E.

1796 B.C.E.

  • Jacob gives Joseph a nice coat, which garners him the envy of his brothers. (Book of Genesis)

1795 B.C.E.

  • Joseph's brothers sell him as a slave in Egypt. Judah marries Shua of Canaan. (Book of Genesis)

1780 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the ktuvok empire of Munkhâsh develops horseback riding and ironworking and breaks through the Taucrēte Pass, overrunning half of Eretald within fifteen years. Munkhâsh begins a reign of terror, sacrificing over five million people to their ktuvok overlords over the sixty-year long war, and enslaving any survivors. The Golden Age of Cuzei ends and the Silver Age of Cuzei begins, with society becoming more militaristic and religiously intolerant in response to the invasion. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1779 B.C.E.

  • Death of Isaac. Jacob and Esau bury their father. Esau then moves to Seir as Bethel isn't big enough for both him and Jacob. (Book of Genesis)

1778 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Er to Judah and Shua. (Book of Genesis)
  • Potiphar makes Joseph the master of his house, but Joseph is soon sent to prison after Zuleikha falsely accuses him of attempted rape because he refuses to have sex with her. (Book of Genesis)

1777 B.C.E.

1776 B.C.E.

1767 B.C.E.

  • Pharaoh Sebekhotep III sends his chief cupbearer and chief baker to prison, where Joseph interprets their dreams. The cupbearer is later released, but the baker is executed. (Book of Genesis)

1765 B.C.E.

  • Pharaoh Sebekhotep III has a series of dreams which, on the advice of his chief cupbearer, he has interpreted by Joseph. Joseph predicts seven years of plenty followed by seven years of famine; Sebekhotep, impressed, places Joseph in charge of managing the harvests, making him the second most powerful man in Egypt. (Book of Genesis)
  • Marriage of Joseph and Asenath, daughter of Potiphera. (Book of Genesis)
  • Beginning of seven years of bountiful harvests in Egypt. (Book of Genesis)

Between 1765 and 1758 B.C.E.

1764 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Munkhâsh lays siege to Eleisa, but are repelled with the assistance of the ilii, and pushed back across the Svetla river. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1758 B.C.E.

  • End of the period of bountiful harvests. Beginning of seven years of famine across the eastern Mediterranean. Egypt, due to Joseph's efforts, has plenty of food set aside to last out the famine. (Book of Genesis)

1757 B.C.E.

  • Jacob sends his ten eldest sons to Egypt for food. Joseph holds Simeon prisoner until the others bring Benjamin. (Book of Genesis)

1756 B.C.E.

  • Judah and Benjamin go to Egypt to get some more food. Joseph reveals his identity and arranges for his extended family to live in Goshen. (Book of Genesis)

1758 - 1751 B.C.E.

  • Egyptian territory expands rapidly as starving people sell all their land and livestock to Sebekhotep III, and eventually sell themselves into slavery to him, all for food. (Book of Genesis)

1752 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jacob. He is buried in Canaan with his ancestors. (Book of Genesis)

1751 B.C.E.

  • End of the seven years of famine. Joseph introduces a 20% tax on farm output, to be set aside in case of future famine. (Book of Genesis)
  • Partholón and his followers die of plague in a single week. The only surivor is Tuan, who transforms into a stag and survives by turning into various other animals. (Book of Invasions)

1721 B.C.E.

  • Neimheadh and his followers arrive in Ireland from Scythia. (Book of Invasions)

1713 B.C.E.

  • Neimheadh and 3,000 of his followers die of plague. The remainder come under the dominion of the Fomorians. (Book of Invasions)

1700 B.C.E.

  • A meteor shower grants immortality to the Egyptian priest Hath-Set, later known as Vandal Savage. (Legends of Tomorrow)

1698 B.C.E.

1681 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the westernmost of the Munkhâshi conquests rebel against them. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1659 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the ktuvoks start another war, destroying two states within two years, only to be repulsed by Eleisa once again. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1654 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the ktuvoks retake the Svetla basin and suppress the western revolt, and expand to the east. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1645 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, General Mairoūsias of Cuzei conquers all of the Little Cuzeian states independent of Cuzei proper in the name of uniting the free peoples into a force strong enough to stand up to Munkhâsh. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1635 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Mairoūsias deposes the king of Cuzei and declares himself Emperor. The Silver Age of Cuzei ends. In Axuna, the Age of Many Kings begins, a civil war in which the decadent nobility fight among themselves because of the belief that actually maintaining the country is the work of slaves. The island of Jecuor is colonized by the Jei and the Skourenes. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1591 B.C.E.

  • The Wede:i Old Syllabary is reformed under the patronage of the kings of Axuna and Gotanneli, on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1564 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Miriam to Amran and Jochebed, of the tribe of Levi. (Book of Exodus)

1561 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Skourene colony of Meŋeland conquers Imuṭeli, shifting the balance of power to the former colonies in the littoral. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

Before 1560 B.C.E.

  • Pharaoh Ahmose I, concerned that the Hebrews are becoming too numerous, passes a law that all boys born to Hebrew women are to be executed, though has some trouble enforcing it. (Book of Exodus)

1560 B.C.E.

1557 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Moses to Amran and Jochebed. To prevent Moses being executed, Jochebed puts him in a basket and leaves him among the reeds near the palace, where he is adopted by Meritamon, daughter of Ahmose I, and Miriam persuades her to take on Jochebed to be the baby's nurse. (Book of Exodus) The time travelers Phineas Bogg and Jeffrey Jones ensure that Moses is found by Meritamon by placing his basket back in the Nile after it is washed ashore. (Voyagers!)

1546 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Cad’inorians adopt the Cuzeian alphabet. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1544 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Joshua to Nun and an unnamed mother. (Book of Joshua)
  • On the planet Almea, King Urizbeliš of Axuna captures the Jei capital of Jeinizun, provoking a massive counterattack under the leadership of Toma:un. The city of Gurdago is founded by Guṭḷeli. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

c1537 B.C.E.

  • Moses kills an Egyptian who was beating a Hebrew and, fearing for his life, flees to Midian. While there, he saves the daughters of Jethro from bandits, and marries the eldest, Zipporah. (Book of Exodus)

1536 B.C.E.

1530 B.C.E.

  • An unnamed Egyptian Slayer, whose watcher is Meryt-Neith, is killed. A new Slayer is activated in Nubia. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

1529 B.C.E.

  • Toma:un of Jeor dies on the planet Almea. His son Suma:un succeeds him as king. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1528 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Munkhâshi Empire attacks Eretald again. In response, King Prigediset of Ctesifos organizes the Cad’inorian League to fight them off. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1525 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the city-state of Guṭḷeli occupies the islands along its trade route, and deliberately engineers a war with the city-states on the mainland. The war dragged on and only ended when Guṭḷeli recruited a third party, who took most of the spoils. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1518 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Suma:un conquers the eastern Wede:i states of Do:ju and Raśakbori, as well as expanding west and north. He is still unable to conquer Axuna. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1506 B.C.E.

  • 60,000 descendents of Neimheadh's followers rise up and overthrow their Fomorian masters. The Fomorians retaliate and a naval battle ensues, during which all but one ships are destroyed by waves. Ireland is left empty. (Book of Invasions)

1502 B.C.E.

  • Suma:un dies on the planet Almea. His son La:ia succeeds him as king. The Jeori Empire collapses during his reign. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1501 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Cuzeian empire collapses into warring petty kingdoms. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

     1499 B.C.E. to 1000 B.C.E. 

1492 B.C.E.

  • God tells Moses to lead the Hebrews out of Egypt. Moses and Aaron then take on the sorcerers of pharaoh Thutmosis II in a proxy battle of power between God and Ra, featuring such spectacles as the Nile turning into blood and frogs swarming over Egypt, and culminating in the death of most of the firstborn sons of Egypt. Passover is founded during this time. (Book of Exodus)
  • The Angel of Death, Loki, gets smashed and, at Bartleby's suggestion, tells God off. Loki and Bartleby are banished to (what would be known as) Wisconsin. All angels are not allowed to drink any more. (Dogma)

1491 B.C.E.

  • God emerges victorious over Ra, and Thutmosis II finally agrees to let the Hebrews go. He would have reached this decision much faster if God didn't make him particularly stubborn throughout the time of the plagues. (Book of Exodus)
  • Moses and Aaron follow Shekinah towards Canaan, during which Moses parts the Red Sea to allow them through. Thutmosis II changes his mind regarding releasing the Hebrews and gives chase, but the Egyptian army drowns when the Red Sea crashes in around them. (Book of Exodus)
  • Israelites continue eastward, relying on God to turn salt water fresh and bring down bread from Heaven. (Book of Exodus)

1491 B.C.E. or 1490 B.C.E.

  • Battle between Israelites and Amalekites at Rephidim. Israelites win. (Book of Exodus)
  • Moses founds a basic court hierarchy under the advice of Jethro. (Book of Exodus)
  • Moses climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai, where God gives him a bunch of rules. When he gets to the bottom, he finds everybody worshipping a golden calf, and in a rage smashes the tablets on which he had written the rules. He has a bunch of the Levites prove their devotion to God by each killing a relative, then climbs back to the summit, where God dictates the rules again. This time, the Israelites behave themselves, and build a special tabernacle to hold the tablets. (Book of Exodus)
  • Joshua ben Nun becomes Moses' sidekick. (Book of Exodus)
  • The 22nd Century time traveler Caleb Line witnesses Moses receiving the Ten Commandments. (The Flipside of Dominick Hide)

1490 B.C.E.

  • Following Carmen Sandiego's theft of the ACME Chronoskimmer in present-day San Francisco, V.I.L.E. agent Sir Vile lands in this year and steals Egypt's Book of the Dead, preventing Queen Hatshepsut from burying her recently deceased husband Thutmose II. ACME agents correct the damage done to history and apprehend Sir Vile. (Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time)

1489 B.C.E.

  • April 4: Moses conducts a census of the Israelites and forms them into a military force. Levites are appointed to guard the tabernacle. More rules follow. (Book of Numbers)
  • Israelites complain about their conditions, inspiring God to kill a bunch of them. (Book of Numbers)
  • Miriam and Aaron express jealousy of Moses. God punishes them by giving Miriam a temporary case of leprosy. (Book of Numbers)
  • Moses sends 12 spies to scout out Canaan. Two of them, Caleb and Joshua, report that it is a fertile land ripe for the taking. The other ten, fearful of the existing inhabitants, report that it is a bleak desert full of vicious warriors. However, the truth comes out, and God curses the Israelites so that nobody among them under the age of 20 other than Caleb and Joshua can enter Canaan. The ten liars die of sudden leprosy. (Book of Numbers)
  • Korah, Dathan, Abiram, and On rebel against Moses. A big chasm opens beneath their feet and swallows them up. (Book of Numbers)
  • The rest of the Israelites rebel against Aaron and Moses, accusing them of killing the last group of dissenters. They shut up when Aaron and each of the elders plants their staff of leadership in the ground, and Aaron's blooms the next day. (Book of Numbers)

1488 B.C.E.

  • January: Israelites enter Zin. Miriam dies at Kadesh. (Book of Numbers)
  • Israelites attempt to pass through Edom, but the king refuses permission. (Book of Numbers)
  • Aaron dies, and passes his office to his son, Eleazar. (Book of Numbers)
  • Following an initial defeat, the Israelites defeat Arad. (Book of Numbers)
  • On the planet Almea, the Skourene city-state of Guṭḷeli starts building an empire by conquering Miligenḍi. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

Between 1488 and 1450 B.C.E.

  • King Sihon of Amor declares war on the Israelites and is defeated. (Book of Numbers)
  • King Og of Bashan declares war on the Israelites and is defeated. (Book of Numbers)
  • King Balak of Moab, fearful of Israelite expansion, summons Balaam bin Beor to curse the Israelites, but Balaam blesses them instead. (Book of Numbers)
  • Israelites begin worshipping Baal and marrying Moabites, so God sends a plague to kill 24,000 of them that only ends when Phinehas ben Eleazar kills an Israelite who had just married a Midianite woman. (Book of Numbers)
  • Moses and Eleazar conduct a second census, and assign the land of Canaan to the Israelites based on the size of each clan. (Book of Numbers)
  • Joshua is assigned to be Moses' successor. (Book of Numbers)
  • Israelite army defeats Midianites in war. Jazer and Gilead are assigned to the tribes of Reueben and Gad, to be delivered upon the conquest of Canaan. (Book of Numbers)

1480 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Guṭḷeli continues its conquest of Skouras with the taking of Iṭili, setting off a power vacuum. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1469 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, General Eŋŋuḷoşum of Meŋeland conquers much of Guṭḷeli’s empire and builds an empire of his own. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1450 B.C.E.

  • Moses dies and is buried in Moab. Joshua takes command of the Israelites. (Book of Deuteronomy)
  • Eŋŋuḷoşum is assassinated on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1449 B.C.E.

  • Surviving Israelites enter Canaan. note  (Book of Deuteronomy)
  • Israelites cause the walls of Jericho to collapse by blowing trumpets for a week. They easily conquer the city thanks to the aid of Rahab, a local prostitute. (Book of Joshua)

Between 1449 B.C.E. and 1442 B.C.E.

  • Joshua lures Ai's and Bethel's soldiers out of the city, allowing a secret strike force to quickly take it with minimal effort. (Book of Joshua)
  • The Gibeonites pretend to be poor nomads, and trick the Israelites into signing a treaty with them. (Book of Joshua)
  • The kings of Moab form an alliance against Israel under Adoni-zedek of Jerusalem. They are defeated on a day that the Sun stands still in the sky. (Book of Joshua)
  • Makkedah, Libnah, Lachish, Gezer, Eglon, Hebron, and Debir fall to Israel. (Book of Joshua)
  • The kings of northern Canaan form an alliance against Israel. They lose. (Book of Joshua)
  • Hazor and a chunk of the rest of Canaan fall to Israel. Canaan is divided up among the Israelite tribes. (Book of Joshua)

1444 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Lānavo splits off from Cuzei. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1439 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, General We:sela:i reunites the Jeori Empire. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1434 B.C.E.

  • Joshua dies and is buried at Timnath-serah. (Book of Joshua)
  • The Israelites continue to expand throughout Canaan, but falter in their progress due to, in the case of Judah, the support of God being no match for iron chariots. (Book of Judges)
  • Tima of Axuna is born on planet Almea to Tazivipu and an unknown woman. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1433 B.C.E.

  • We:sela:i is assassinated on planet Almea, throwing the Jeori Empire into chaos. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1427 B.C.E.

  • Othniel ben Kenaz conquers Kiriath-sepher. As a reward, he gets to marry his cousin, Achsah bat Caleb. (Book of Judges)
  • Israel falls into sin, gets conquered by Aram-naharaim under Chushan-rishathaim. (Book of Judges)
  • On the planet Almea, the Cad’inorian state of Araunicoros recaptures the lake of the gods from Munkhâsh. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1419 B.C.E.

1411 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, King Tazivipu of Axuna has conquered most of the Xengi basin in a series of wars with Jeor, rendering the latter into insignificance. The Cad’inorian League conquers Little Cuzei. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1407 B.C.E.

  • Tazivipu dies on planet Almea. His son Tima succeeds him as king of Axuna. He attacks the Jeori city of Nogali and conquers it easily, then becomes overlord of Van. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1400 B.C.E.

1380 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Tima has conquered the Jeori Empire after more than a decade of fighting, and sets his sights on Skouras. The Skourenes recognize the threat and come together as the Mudric Confederacy, who hold him off, so he withdraws. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1379 B.C.E.

  • Death of Othniel. The Israelites return to sin and are conquered by king Eglon of Moab. (Book of Judges)

1375 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Tima of Axuna declares himself Emperor Timai of the Empire of Axunai, and resets the calendar to mark his accession. Aure Árrasex splits off from Cuzei. Cuzeian monotheism is in sharp decline. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1368 B.C.E.

  • Emperor Timai of Axunai dies on planet Almea. His son Uliromez succeeds him as emperor. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1365 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Emperor Uliromez of Axunai continues the conquest of Jeor, and colonizes the Mnau peninsula. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1360 B.C.E.

  • Eglon assassinated by Ehud ben Gera of Benjamin. Israel unites under Ehud and defeats Moab. Also, Shamgar ben Anath defeats the Philistines. (Book of Judges)

1351 B.C.E.

  • A brainwashed bending unit from the year 3007 travels back to this year and steals the death mask of Egyptian pharaoh Amenhotep III, then takes The Slow Path home in a cavern under Manhattan island. (Futurama)
  • Death of the Italian Slayer. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • On the planet Almea, the Cad’inorian League has conquered part of Cuzei, and the lord of Ctesifos is de facto declaring himself a king. The capital city is informally known as Ctesifon. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1348 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Emperor Neičunimi of Axunai conquers Gotanneli. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1344 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Neičunimi loses control of Gotanneli. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1332 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Mudric Confederacy defeats Guṭḷeli in a war, gaining hegemony over Skouras. Guṭḷeli and the surroundings are reorganized into the Skourene League, subordinate to the Confederacy but still having some autonomy. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1323 B.C.E.

  • Death of Pharaoh Tutankhamun. He is buried in a tomb at the Valley of the Kings which would not be opened again until 1922. (Mysteries of Egypt and real life).

1306 B.C.E.

  • The Fir Bolg arrive in Ireland from Belgae. (Book of Invasions)

1300 B.C.E.

  • God gives Moses his staff, and he uses it to cause the Ten Plagues and free the Israelites from slavery in Egypt, starting the forty-year Exodus. The angels are ordered to slay every Egyptian firstborn infant, only for the lower angels (including Castiel) to have their minds wiped afterwards by Naomi. (Supernatural)
  • Moses and the Israelites create the Ark of The Covenant. (Supernatural)

1299 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Axunai conquers Meuneli, whose people flee to the south. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1294 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the Mudric Confederacy collapses into civil war. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1294 B.C.E.

  • The demigod Hercules begins his monster-hunting career. ("Marvel Universe")

1290 B.C.E.

1289 B.C.E

1285 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Emperor Čeba of Axunai begins the conquest of Mnau, inaugurating the Age of a Thousand Suns. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1282 B.C.E.

  • Besclaies is born on planet Almea to Nusisponos and an unnamed woman. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1280 B.C.E.

  • The Israelites again fall into sin and are conquered by king Jabin of Hazor. (Book of Judges)

1274 B.C.E.

  • Pridegiset III of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Nusisponos succeeds him as king. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1272 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, General Duxivei completes the conquest of Mnau, renaming it Čeiy after the emperor. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1269 B.C.E.

  • The Tuatha Dé Danann, descendants of those of Neimheadh people who survived, arrive in Ireland and conquer the Fir Bolg; the Fir Bolg are given possession of Connaught. (Book of Invasions)

1267 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the army of Zeilisio IV, the last king of Cuzei, rebels against him due to his poor leadership. Bēgisios, the leader of the rebel army, adds two deities to the formerly strictly monotheistic Cuzeian religion. The prophet Examnās rends the Cloth of Cuzei in protest. Duxivei advances into Skouras, establishing the province of Mura. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1265 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Zeilisio IV of Cuzei asks Nusisponos, the king of Cad’inas, to invade Cuzei and deal with the rebels. Bēgisios begins to use guerrilla tactics, evading capture. The occupation of Cuzei becomes difficult. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1263 B.C.E.

  • Bēgisios is tracked down and killed on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1262 B.C.E.

1260 B.C.E.

  • An army of Naphtali and Zebulun, led by Deborah and Barak defeats king Jabin of Hazor with the help of Heber's rebel army.

1257 B.C.E.

  • Besclaies marries Iosuvad’ora on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1255 B.C.E.

  • Zeilisio IV of Cuzei dies on planet Almea. Nusisponos declares Cuzei under Cad’inorian protection and does not allow a successor of Zeilisio to be appointed. This effectively conquers Cuzei by Cad’inas. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1254 B.C.E.

  • Kremueronos is born on planet Almea to Besclaies and Iosuvad’ora. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1250 B.C.E.

  • The Nantucket of (C.E.) 1998 and a small section of nearby ocean, along with the total population of the area, are sent back in time to this period. The inhabitants establish the Republic of Nantucket, which will go on to wield tremendous power and influence in the Bronze Age. (Island in the Sea of Time).

1248 B.C.E.

  • Nusisponos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Besclaies succeeds him as king. Baesonesec is born on planet Almea to Besclaies and Iosuvad’ora. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1242 B.C.E.

  • The prophet Examnās is murdered on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1240 B.C.E.

  • A major war takes place between the Republic of Nantucket and the Kingdom of Great Achaea, an expansionist empire founded by Nantucket defector William Walker. (Island in the Sea of Time)

1235 B.C.E.

  • The sacred glade in Eleisa on the planet Almea is burned down. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1229 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, the government of Cad’inas decides to suppress the Cuzeian religion after a failed attempt at syncretism between monotheism and polytheism. Priests are imprisoned and murdered, lords are deposed, and the teaching of the Cad’inorian language is required and the Cuzeian language forbidden. Ultimately Cuzei, renamed Eärdur, is reduced to a mere province. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1228 B.C.E.

  • Besclaies of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Kremueronos succeeds him as king. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1220 B.C.E.

  • The Israelites once again fall into sin. This time they are conquered by the Midianites. (Book of Judges)
  • Gideon ben Joash, weakest man in Israel, unites the Israelites and leads them to victory against the Midianites. (Book of Judges)

1205 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, a civil war in Cayenas ends in victory for the rebels, only for Queen Nouvad’ora of Cad’inas to restore the deposed king to the throne as a Cad’inorian puppet. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1200 B.C.E

  • Approximate date of a catastrophic war between the Sarkic Kalmaktama Empire and various Mediterranean kingdoms, resulting in the Bronze Age Collapse and the fall of Sarkic civilization. (SCP Foundation)

1191 B.C.E.

  • Keadau is born on planet Almea to Zolcruvos and Fanteilures. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1184 B.C.E.

  • A pan-Hellenic coalition emerges victorious in its decade-long siege of the city of Troy. The Trojan prince Aeneas escapes with his father Anchises, son Ascanius, and a few other refugees. (The Iliad, The Aeneid)

1180 B.C.E.

  • Death of Gideon. The Israelites immediately return to worshipping Baal. (Book of Judges)
  • Abimilech ben Gideon kills all but one of his brothers and declares himself king of Israel. (Book of Judges)

1177 B.C.E.

  • War between Israel and Shechem ends with the destruction of Shechem and the death of Gideon. (Book of Judges)
  • Tola ben Puah ben Dodo becomes Judge of Israel. (Book of Judges)
  • On the planet Almea, King Zolcruvos of Cad’inas annexes Lānavo. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1174 B.C.E.

1166 B.C.E.

1163 B.C.E.

  • Keadau of Cad’inas marries Givet’ulis of Araunicoros on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1161 B.C.E.

  • Vacunesec is born on planet Almea to Keadau and Givet’ulis. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1154 B.C.E.

  • Death of Tola. Jair of Gilead becomes Judge of Israel. (Book of Judges)

1153 B.C.E.

  • Zolcruvos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Keadau succeeds him as king. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1141 B.C.E.

  • The Battle of Siloas Falls is fought on the planet Almea between Cad’inas and Munkhâsh, ending in Cad’inorian victory and expelling Munkhâsh from Eretald. In celebration, King Keadau of Cad’inas declares himself Emperor. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1132 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jair. The Israelites once again fall into sin, and this time are conquered by the Ammonites and Philistines. (Book of Judges)

1114 B.C.E.

  • Jepthah, bastard son of Gilead of Gilead, leads the Israelites to victory of the Ammonites and becomes the next Judge of Israel. He also sacrifices his daughter as part of an unfortunately-worded vow to God. (Book of Judges)

1108 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jephthah. Ibzan of Bethlehem becomes next Judge of Israel. (Book of Judges)

1101 B.C.E.

  • Death of Ibzan. Elon of Zebulun becomes next Judge of Israel. (Book of Judges)

1091 B.C.E.

  • Death of Elon. Abdon ben Hillel becomes next Judge of Israel. (Book of Judges)

1085 B.C.E.

  • God begins to gain a following amongst the Israelite people. The Israelites spread the word of God and warn people against following Lucifer. (Supernatural)

1083 B.C.E.

  • Death of Abdon. The Israelites yet again fall into sin, and are conquered by the Philistines. (Book of Judges)

1081 B.C.E.

  • The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdom of Tel Neuor on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1079 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Saul. (1 Samuel)
  • The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdom of Arosd on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1072 B.C.E.

  • The Milesians embark from Spain and conquer Ireland. (Book of Invasions)

1063 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Samson to Manoah and an unnamed wife. (Book of Judges)
  • Samson kills a lion, and later takes some honey out of a nest that some bees had made in its corpse. Later that week, he marries a Philistine woman. A sequence of events leads him to massacre the Philistines. Samson becomes Judge of Israel. (Book of Judges)
  • Delilah manages to cut Samson's hair. Samson loses his great strength and is easily taken prisoner by the Philistines, blinded, and forced into menial labour. (Book of Judges)

1062 B.C.E.

  • Ceornactec becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. He promulgates the first written code of Cad’inorian law during his reign. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

Before 1049 B.C.E.

  • Samuel becomes priest to Eli, and later the final Judge of Israel. (1 Samuel)
  • The Israelites suffer a series of defeats at the hands of the Philistines, culminating in the capture of the Ark of the Covenant by Palastu. The Philistines return the Ark after God beats up Dagon. (1 Samuel)
  • Samuel leads Israel to victory over Palastu. (1 Samuel)

1049 B.C.E.

  • Samuel anoints Saul as first king of Israel. (1 Samuel)
  • Saul leads Israel to victory over the Ammonites. (1 Samuel)
  • The Israelites defeat the Philistines at the battle of Gilgal, but Samuel predicts doom for Saul due to him making a sacrifice before Samuel showed up. (1 Samuel)

1047 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Ishbaal to Saul and Ahinoam. (2 Samuel)

1043 B.C.E.

  • At a festival of Dagon, Samson, his hair having grown back, brings the temple down on top of himself and the Philistines, killing everybody. (Book of Judges)

1042 B.C.E.

  • The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdom of Seraeor on the planet Almea (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1041 B.C.E.

  • Emperor Ceornactec of Cad’inas dies on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

1040 B.C.E.

  • Birth of David to Jesse and Nitzevet. (1 Samuel)

Before 1007 B.C.E.

  • Israel crushes Amalek but Saul decides to spare king Agag. (1 Samuel)
  • Saul anoints David ben Jesse as king and takes him to play a lyre to comfort Saul, who is suffering from an annoying imp. (1 Samuel)
  • Goliath of Gath challenges any of the Israelites to a duel, with the promise that if he loses, the Philistines will become their slaves. With the aid of Xena and Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess), David ben Jesse defeats him, gaining victory for the Israelites with minimal loss of life. David gains admiration from the Israelites and becomes a good friend of Jonathan ben Saul. (1 Samuel)
  • Fearing David's growing popularity, Saul puts him in charge of a cohort of the army, hoping he will die in battle. (1 Samuel)
  • Saul offers David the hand of his daughter, Michal, in marriage if he can collect 1,000 Philistine foreskins. David collects 2,000 and marries Michal. (1 Samuel)
  • Saul attempts to assassinate David, but David escapes with the aid of Michal and Jonathan and flees to Gath and then Adullam, where he gathers a small army of the downtrodden. (1 Samuel)
  • David's army defends Keilah against the Philistines. David's followers swell in number, but have to flee from Saul. (1 Samuel)
  • Death of Samuel. (1 Samuel)
  • David takes his army into Gath and serves as a mercenary for king Achish to discourage Saul from pursuing him. In payment for services rendered, Achish cedes Ziklag to David. David ruthlessly raids Philistine territories, leaving nobody alive, but tells Achish that he has been raiding the Israelites. (1 Samuel)

1007 B.C.E.

  • The Philistines gather for war against Israel. Samuel's ghost tells Saul that he's doomed. (1 Samuel)
  • Other Philistine kings kick David and his soldiers out of the army. (1 Samuel)
  • The Philistines defeated at Battle of Mount Gilboa. Saul and his sons die in battle. (1 Samuel)
  • David is formally declared king of Israel, but is supported only by Judah. Ishbaal ben Saul takes the throne of Israel, but David retains control of Judah. Israel descends into civil war between followers of David and of Ishbaal. (2 Samuel)
  • David has sex with Bathsheba, wife of his general Uriah, and gets her pregnant. In order to cover his tracks, he has Uriah sent to the site of the fiercest fighting, where he dies in battle. David then marries Bathsheba. (2 Samuel)
  • Birth of Solomon to David and Bathsheba. (2 Samuel)

1003 B.C.E.

  • David defeats Ishbaal and becomes second king of united Israel. The capital of the country is moved to Jerusalem, and a new temple is built there to house the Ark of the Covenant. (2 Samuel)
  • David expands Israel's borders by a substantial amount, defeating and subjugating numerous other kings, while also dealing with an attempted usurpation by his third son, Absalom. (2 Samuel)
  • The Goa'uld Queen Egeria spawns a legion of offspring to overthrow Ra, dubbing them the Tok'ra. (Stargate SG-1)

1005 B.C.E.

  • October 6: An unnamed boy is born among the savage Kurgans in what will one day be known as Russia. He narrowly survives into adulthood. (Highlander)

1001 B.C.E.

1000 B.C.E.

  • The Galaxy Sabers and Galactibeasts are sealed on Miranoi. (Power Rangers Lost Galaxy)
  • The kingdom of Animaria falls in a war against the demonic Orgs. A piece of Animaria is lifted into the sky, the rest razed. The kingdom's guardian deity is killed, and his children go into hiding. Orgs defeated or sealed. (Power Rangers Wild Force)
  • The galaxy conqueror Horath is sealed in another dimension, with the keys to his prison scattered across Earth. (The Sarah Jane Adventures)
  • A Slayer is activated in Morocco near the river Sebu. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Approximate date that Pharaoh Atem locks away the power of the Shadow Games, sealing his own memory to prevent them from being reawaken. (Yu-Gi-Oh! [Japanese version])
  • "Plants" and "animals" first evolve on Dragon's Egg. (Dragon's Egg)

     999 B.C.E. to 801 B.C.E. 

996 B.C.E.

c. 990 B. C. E.

  • A kind tactician becomes a main character and challenges Iihiko Shishime, but is killed. (Manga/Medaka Box)

988 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, General Čejiras of Čiqay raids the Bucair barbarians, but comes to respect them and recruits them into his army. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

982 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Emperor Šuidibur IV of Axunai feels threatened by the success of Čejiras, and orders the latter to retire. In response, Čejiras declares himself Emperor and marches to the capital. Šuidibur hires other barbarian groups to stop him, setting off a civil war and the beginning of Axunaic decline, with distal provinces becoming independent. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

978 B.C.E.

  • The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdoms of Beion and Catafán on the planet Almea. Araunicoros objects to this conquest, and has its western lands annexed as punishment. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

972 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Rehoboam to Solomon and Naamah. (1 Kings)

970 B.C.E.

  • Order of Taraka is founded in Israel around this time. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • An unnamed member of the Kurgans is murdered by his father in a drunken rage when the man bashes his head in with a rock. However, he finds himself rising again as an Immortal, and promptly exterminates the rest of the tribe before claiming the name The Kurgan for himself. The Kurgan sets off to wander the world, raping and pillaging wherever he goes. (Highlander)

968 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Čejiras conquers the northern kingdom of Bolon, then dies later that year. The Skourene states have largely collapsed, and by this time many Cuzeians have fled west to the new kingdom of Metauro, mixing their culture with the natives. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

966 B.C.E.

  • Tevorandos becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. He builds theatres, temples and roads in his reign. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

965 B.C.E.

  • Death of David. Solomon ben David becomes king of Israel. Solomon is known for his wisdom, and during his reign writes several books of poetry and philosophy as well as an erotic poem or two. (1 Kings)

935 B.C.E.

  • Emperor Tevorandos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

934 B.C.E.

  • By this time, the southern kingdom of Tandau is effectively independent from Axunai on the planet Almea. Its government is much more functional and less despotic. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

931 B.C.E.

  • Death of Solomon. Rehoboam ben Solomon is formally appointed king of Israel, but all tribes except Judah reject him in favour of Jeroboam I ben Nebat. Israel divides into two countries; Jeroboam rules the country called Israel, while Rehoboam rules over Judah. (1 Kings)

926 B.C.E.

  • Judah sacked by orders of Pharaoh Sheshonk I. (1 Kings)

923 B.C.E.

  • Benoras becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. On the advice of the philosopher Genremos, he abolishes hereditary positions in government and establishes a meritocracy. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

916 B.C.E.

  • Mariners from the Skourene republic of Kolatimand on the planet Almea discover the continent of Arcél, with First Contact made with the kingdom of Uytai after several expeditions. Meanwhile, the Zone of Fire weakens enough for a group of Nanese to cross it, thereby colonizing Bekkai. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

913 B.C.E.

  • Death of Rehoboam. Abijam becomes king of Judah. (1 Kings)

911 B.C.E.

  • Death of Abijam. Asa becomes king of Judah. (1 Kings)

910 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jeroboam I. Nadab becomes king of Israel. (1 Kings)

909 B.C.E.

  • Baasha ben Ahijah assassinates Nadab and becomes king of Israel. (1 Kings)

908 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Jehoshaphat to Asa ben Abijam and Azubah bat Shilhi. (1 Kings)

899 B.C.E.

  • The Bucair chieftain Ašives proclaims the founding of the kingdom of Bukanel on the planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

896 B.C.E.

  • Juan Ramirez is born under the name Tak-Ne in Egypt. (Highlander)

895 B.C.E.

  • Emperor Benoras of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

892 B.C.E.

886 B.C.E.

  • Death of Baasha. Elah becomes king of Israel. (1 Kings)

885 B.C.E.

  • Zimri, commander of the royal chariots, assassinates Elah and declares himself king of Israel. He himself is killed by within a week by the army. (1 Kings)
  • Israel descends into civil war between followers of Omri and Tibni. (1 Kings)

880 B.C.E.

  • House of Omri emerges victorious from civil war, leaving Omri as king of Israel. Omri establishes Samaria as the new capital of Israel. (1 Kings)
  • King Omri marries Jezebel and worships Baal. They face opposition from Elijah and his followers, as well as the armies of king Ben-hadad II of Aram. (1 Kings)
  • Birth of Jehoram to Jehoshaphat ben Asa and his unnamed wife. (2 Kings)

875 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Ahaziah to Jehoram and his unnamed wife. (2 Kings)

874 B.C.E.

  • Death of Omri. Ahab becomes king of Israel. (1 Kings)

873 B.C.E.

  • Death of Asa. Jehoshaphat becomes king of Judah. (1 Kings)

860 B.C.E.

  • Keadau II becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. During his reign, the Council of Lords is established, and the ban on the Cuzeian religion is lifted. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

853 B.C.E.

  • Israel and Judah carry out a joint military strike against Aram. King Ahab of Israel is killed by friendly fire, and Ahaziah becomes king of Israel. (1 Kings)

852 B.C.E.

  • Ahaziah suffers a nasty fall and dies, cursed by Elijah. Joram becomes king of Israel. (2 Kings)
  • King Mesha of Moab rebels against Israel. Kings Joram of Israel, Jehoshaphat of Judah and the king of Edom march out to defeat him, and are reluctantly saved from dying of thirst en route by Elisha. (2 Kings)

848 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jehoshaphat. Jehoram becomes king of Judah. (2 Kings)

844 B.C.E.

  • Keadau II of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Decanos succeeds him as emperor. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

841 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jehoram. Ahaziah becomes king of Judah. (2 Kings)
  • Ahaziah dies soon after taking the throne. Athaliah seizes control of Judah and tries to kill the entire royal family, but Joash ben Jehoram is spirited away to safety. (2 Kings)
  • One of Elisha's prophets anoints Jehu as king of Israel. Jehu assassinates Joram and his wife, Jezebelmore  and puts a stop to idolatry in Israel. (2 Kings)

835 B.C.E.

  • Jehoiada anoints Joash as king of Judah. Athaliah is put to death, Joash takes the throne, and worship of Baal is ended in Judah. (2 Kings)

829 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Emperor Decanos of Cad’inas proposes to King Durririȟ of Araunicoros that their two realms merge together and worship the same gods, on the grounds that they speak the same language. Durririȟ accepts only on the condition that Cad’inas adopts the Arániceri pantheon first. Decanos is fully aware that this is not an earnest proposal, and calls his bluff by making a big show of dedicating a temple and 200 priests to the Arániceri gods, then occupies Araunicoros when Durririȟ refuses to honor the deal. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

827 B.C.E.

  • On the planet Almea, Emperor Decanos of Cad’inas declares former King Durririȟ of Araunicoros to be his co-emperor. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

826 B.C.E.

  • The prophet Babur founds the monotheistic and proselytizing religion of Jippirasti in the Tžuro lands north of Skouras on the planet Almea. Durririȟ “retires” as co-emperor of Cad’inas, under Cad’inorian coercion.(Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

824 B.C.E.

  • Aerbelgo of Cad’inas is born on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

821 B.C.E.

  • Birth of Amaziah to king Joash of Judah and his unnamed wife. (2 Kings)

820 B.C.E.

  • Decanos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Aelut’med’os succeeds him as emperor. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

817 B.C.E.

  • The Jippirasti prophet Babur dies on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

814 B.C.E.

  • Death of Jehu. Jehoahaz becomes king of Israel. (2 Kings)


Alternative Title(s): Ancient History

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