Ho Yay / Harry and Paul

• Darren and Kev, the Posh Scaffolders, don’t appear to have any interest in women (outside of heckling them, which they only do, according to a tearful Darren, because they were 'trying to be friendly') and always talk about men. In the sketch where a woman tells them off for yelling at her, Kev comforts Darren when he starts crying, and they hug. Getting homophobic after hugging seems to be trying to cover something. They both act very camp (not that that makes them gay) and they have no sense of personal space with each other.
• Danny the Cultured Fisherman doesn't appear to be attracted to women. He only joins in his friend's discussions about women when prompted, and, even them, isn't very convincing. He also seems to have a bit of a crush on his friend Kenny. In the sketch where he is trying to get Kenny to come to a posh restaurant with him, he sounds like he is asking him out on a date, and he looks so sad when Kenny lets him down. The fact that Kenny hangs around with Danny when he finds his interests boring is also very telling.
• Bono and The Edge come across like this at times. In the sketch in which The Edge accidentally says he likes Coldplay, Bono says that he thinks they should split up. He is talking about the band, but his choice of phrasing makes it sound a lot more like he is talking about a romantic relationship. At the end of the sketch, The Edge ends up kneeling in front of Bono.
  Bono: While you're down there...
  (The Edge stares at Bono's groin with wide eyes)
  Bono: What's under your mysterious little hat today?
• Steve Jobs and Bill Gates arouse each other by talking about their respective computer systems, and they tend to say phrases that sound like they are having sex, such as 'I love it when you talk like that'.
• Runch and Bidnight Snack, the two female cops in the Leccy Spongers sketches are in a lesbian relationship, much to the interest of Brankfast.
• In the last ever Dragon's Den sketch, 'Evan Davis' asks Ken out on a date. A very sweaty Ken accepts his offer.