Headscratchers / The Loud House: Revamped

• How the hell did the Scooby-Doo monsters gain the power of speech?
  • It's almost like there's a man inside those monsters...
  • It ain't even that! They somehow became the monsters themselves! They even have powers!
  • Watson would say, “Because justice has many brand new faces!” But Doyle would say, “The author wanted the characters to take them out in a battle that required transformation scenes and attack summoning.”
• How old are the main characters supposed to be?? The prologue describes them all as "kids" but nobody across the multiverse minds these so-called children slinging around guns and killing villains with said weapons. J.D. and the other OCs (the self-inserts) don't really act like kids too, even with the immature dialogue. Plus Lincoln is canonically 11 (a preteen), but is built like a demigod and is in an ever-growing harem that includes teens and adults.
  • Apparently Lincoln is supposed to be 17, according to later chapters.

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