Haiku / Warrior Cats

Warriors, attack!
We shall always fight as one.
Through peace and through war.

Ugh! It stinks right now.
Bluestar let a kittypet.
Join us in the Clan.

More than thirty books.
This series will never end.
We like it that way.

Oh look! A cat book.
This should be peaceful and cute.
....I was very wrong.