Cloud, such a [[IronWoobie woobie]].\\
The rest of the cast as well,\\
[[CrapsackWorld Damn, that's fucking harsh.]]

His looks [[AnimeHair inane]]\\
Mako made him [[BrainwashedAndCrazy insane]]\\
The savior has come

This article\\
Locked up tight for years and years\\
Reasons forgotten

[[SelfDemonstrating/CloudStrife Blond guy]] with [[{{BFS}} Big Sword]]\\
[[LoveTriangle Stuck between two cute girls]]\\
[[spoiler: Flower girl dies]]\\

Eighteen years we wait\\
For the HD Remake of\\
The One-Winged Angel.\\

Lo and behold world\\
Reason to buy PS4\\
Right in front of you\\