Haiku / Dragon Age: Origins

Conscripted by rite
When earth lies blighted again
The griffons must rise
The Grey Wardens rise
To defeat the Archdemon
Time to kick some ass
Damn, damn, fucking damn
I forgot to save, and now
I am very dead.
Anyone else think
An expert should lead instead?
I have nominees.
The Archdemon falls
Plagued dew graces the soil
The agony ends.
Welcome to Thedas
Where paladins are junkies
And wizards are food.
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