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  • Ol' Dirty Bastard, by his nature, spawned a lot of these. He rushed the stage at the Grammys after Puff Daddy won over Wu-Tang clan to grab the mic and complain, he continued collecting food stamps long after he had made millions, once showing up in a limo with a MTV camera crew to collect them, and he played a concert in New York despite being subject to an outstanding arrest warrant. After a few songs, he thanked the crowd and ducked out the back door just before the NYPD arrived. Many, many other examples.
  • This interview with ODB, in the middle of Brooklyn. He's barefooted, sagging his pants hilariously low, and provides this gem.
    "Basically, what we here for, is, I don't really know."
  • The Refuge in Audacity "torture" skit at the start of "Method Man"
Method Man: Yeah, torture, motherfucker, what?
Raekwon: Torture, nigga, what?
Method Man: What, I'll fuckin'- I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin' bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like "tsss"
Raekwon: Yeah, I'll fuckin', yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser, just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat, blaow!
Method Man: Oooh, wassup? I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', pull your fuckin' tongue out your fuckin' mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, blaow!
Raekwon: I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' hang you by your fuckin' dick off the fuckin' twelfth stor-story building out this motherfucker!
  • The Cluster F-Bomb Buffy Speak at the start of "Wu-Tang: 7th Chamber".
  • Their appearances on Chappelle's Show, first as proprietors of Wu-Tang Bank, then in the Racial Draft sketch where they are officially adopted by the Asian race and Ol' Dirty Bastard has been renamed "Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant".

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