* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, and hiring guides to help them hunt the bears.
* "You mean ''everyone'' brought potato salad?"
* There's nothing wrong with a good squint. Looks good on a witch.
-->"But you have to know how to use it," said Nanny Ogg. "Old Gertie Simmons used to have a squint and she was always putting the evil influence on the end of her own nose. You can't have people thinkin' that if you upsets a witch she curses and mutters and then her own nose drops off."
* Whenever Nanny tries to talk in foreign languages.
* Nanny knows how to ''start'' spelling 'banana', but not how to stop. Thus: 'banananana.'
* One of Magrat's martial arts books is authored by a certain Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler of Ankh-Morpork.
* Granny and Nanny meet Mrs. Gogol and her black cockerel, Legba.
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've seen a few in my time
-->[[{{beat}} Mrs. Gogol raised one disapproving eyebrow.]]
-->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' She never had no proper upbringing.
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' What with growing up next to a chicken farm and all ''is what I was about to say next!''
* Granny being angry at an alligator, which just ate her hat. She then proceeds to WhipItGood. With a ''snake''. It's hard not imagining it going pleading-puppy-eyed at her, begging to be let go.
** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the gator?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]
* Vampires have risen from the grave, the tomb or the crypt... but none have ever risen from the ''cat''.
* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think [[{{Duck}} it's pronounced "duck"]]. There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...
* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.
* The Mystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."
* Casanunda shows up at the ball, as a Royal Guard, to try and seduce Nanny Ogg.
** Later, when she's in prison, Nanny Ogg asks him how he's a Royal Guard, the rest of whom are at least 6 feet tall, despite being a dwarf.
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[RefugeInAudacity I lied about my height]], Mrs. Ogg. I'm a world-famous liar.
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' Is that true?
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[BlatantLies No.]]
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' What about you being the world's greatest lover?
-->'''Casanunda:''' Well, maybe I'm only No. 2, but I try harder.
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