Funny / Wintersmith

  • ..."Socks w'oot feet?"
  • The Feegles' library expedition.
    • And Tiffany's critiquing of the romance novel that they borrow for her.
  • Miss Treason's last performance.
  • Nanny's attempt at The Talk.
  • Kitten + Cornucopia = hordes of chickens. Werk...
  • The sound of a boatload of Feegles going over a waterfall while trying to sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat": "Rowaarghgently boat ouchgentlydown boat boat boatiddely boat stream boatilymerily boataargh... CRIVENnnnnns!"
    • The illustration for that chapter is a bunch of Feegles about to go over a waterfall... each with an identical shit-eating grin of anticipation.
  • The Ferryman's reaction to the Feegles showing up in Limbo: Oh no, not you people again.
  • And his reaction when they start singing again: Will you shut up?! This is hardly appropriate!
    • Horace the Cheese attempting to sing along.
    Mnamnam mnam mnamnam.
  • Rob Anybody reading "Where's My Cow?" to his children.
  • Wintersmith talks to Tiffany as Annagramma snores beside her. Coupled with a Mood Whiplash so quick it'll make you dizzy:
    Gnh gnh gnh!
    Let me show you my world, Flower Lady. Let me show you all the colours of ice.
  • The sausages.
  • Roland practicing his sword skills against Feegles in a suit of armour.
  • The other Feegles' absolute, kilt-wetting terror when contemplating the dreaded "Explainin'" that Rob Anybody must perform for Jeannie.
  • Tiffany again meets the Jolly Sailor from the packs of the pipe tobacco Granny Aching used to smoke. This time he gets to speak — but all he can say is what he says on the packet, "A Good Smoke in Any Weather".
    "A Good Smoke!" he swore.
  • The Feegles trying to spell "marmalade"