- Jenna and Jim's montage of sexcapades, made funnier by the overlay of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake.
- "Un-congratulations." "Un-thank you."
- Dr. Pomatter is a wealth of hilarity, particularly because of the following:
Jim: (stands, goes the door) I have to go deliver a baby. (Beat) Because that's what I do. (opens the door) I wish it were Friday. (walks out)
- And the scene immediately following of Jenna with a truly amazing "WTF?!" expression that lasts for two days and gradually morphs into a beaming smile.
- "Dear baby...at first, it was all about the sex."
- Any time Jenna invents a pie.
- "I can't have no affair because it's wrong and I don't want Earl to kill me" pie.