When Pat claims that his strong cologne is a knockout with the ladies, Michael glances at the empty space around him and says "And tell me, Pat, which particular girls are you knocking out at the moment?"
When Jackie tells his wife that Michael is impersonating Ned Devine:
Annie: He's never told a lie in his life!
Jackie:[grinning] Well, he's makin' up for it now, so.
Maggie's opinion of her own gift card greeting lines versus Finn's:
Jackie making Annie think he's won the lottery just so she'll bring him some pie.
Annie: Have we won?
Jackie: No...but it got me apple tart brought in, now, didn't it?
When the priest wonders what the villagers will do with their winnings, Maurice confidently predicts it'll all be spent down at Fitzgerald's. The priest is incredulous at the thought of nearly seven million pounds going into the pub. Cut to the scrum at the bar...
Dennis: WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THIS, THEN? beat [Everyone begins clamoring to pay the tab] Dennis: Never thought I'd see the day...!