Funny: Waking Ned Devine

  • The opening narration:
    Narrator: Lucky sods!
  • When Jackie tells his wife that Michael is impersonating Ned Devine:
    Annie: He's never told a lie in his life!
    Jackie: [grinning] Well, he's makin' up for it now, so.
  • Maggie's opinion of her own gift card greeting lines versus Finn's:
    Finn: That's poetry, Maggie.
    Maggie: It's bollocks!
  • Liz Quinn's untimely end.
  • Jackie making Annie think he's won the lottery just so she'll bring him some pie.
    Annie: We've won!
    Jackie: No. But it got me my apple tart, now, didn't it?