- The opening narration:
Narrator: Lucky sods!
- When Jackie tells his wife that Michael is impersonating Ned Devine:
Annie: He's never told a lie in his life!
Jackie: [grinning] Well, he's makin' up for it now, so.
- Maggie's opinion of her own gift card greeting lines versus Finn's:
Finn: That's poetry, Maggie.
Maggie: It's bollocks!
- Liz Quinn's untimely end.
- Jackie making Annie think he's won the lottery just so she'll bring him some pie.
Annie: We've won!
Jackie: No. But it got me my apple tart, now, didn't it?