- The two guys evacuating the Hieronymus Bosch artwork from one of the museums in danger.
1st Guard: Man, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy!2nd Guard: That's because he deals with man's inclination towards sin, in defiance of God's will.1st Guard: I didn't mean it like that.2nd Guard: ...Oh.
- Just about all the over the phone talks with Chief Sindelar.
Sindelar: Tell him he's not in Kansas anymore!Emmet: (into phone) St. Louis, he's not in St. Louis.Sindelar: I don't give a shit where's he's not! He has a desk now that's where...Emmet: (to Mike) He doesn't give a shit. You have a desk, that's where you work.