Funny / Volcano

  • The two guys evacuating the Hieronymus Bosch artwork from one of the museums in danger.
    1st Guard: Man, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy!
    2nd Guard: That's because he deals with man's inclination towards sin, in defiance of God's will.
    1st Guard: I didn't mean it like that.
    2nd Guard: ...Oh.
  • Just about all the over the phone talks with Chief Sindelar.
    Sindelar: Tell him he's not in Kansas anymore!
    Emmet: (into phone) St. Louis, he's not in St. Louis.
    Sindelar: I don't give a shit where's he's not! He has a desk now that's where...
    Emmet: (to Mike) He doesn't give a shit. You have a desk, that's where you work.
  • Amy takes off her breathing equipment and thermal suit when she comes back above ground in MacArthur Park. The equipment is promptly stolen by a looter fleeing the broken-into strip mall across the street.
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