Funny / Vanilla Sky

  • "I swallowed your cum, that means something!"
  • This exchange:
    David: So it's an...aesthetic regenerative shield?
    Dr Pomeranz: It's a helpful unit.
    David: Good. Because, for a minute there, I thought we were talking about a FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK!!!
  • This exchange in the club:
    David: I need a Budweiser and a shot of tequila.
    Bartender: [is distracted, not looking at him] What kind of tequila?
    David: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?!
    • Later:
    Bartender: This one's on the house.
    David: Why?
    Bartender: Just is, bitch.

  • In the climax:
    McCabe: I have two daughters.
    Tech Support: What are their names?
    McCabe: ..........(long pause)