- "TECH SUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!"
- "TECH SUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT"
- "I swallowed your cum, that means something!"
- This exchange:
David: So it's an...aesthetic regenerative shield?
Dr Pomeranz: It's a helpful unit.
David: Good. Because, for a minute there, I thought we were talking about a FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK!!!
- This exchange in the club:
David: I need a Budweiser and a shot of tequila.
Bartender: *is distracted, not looking at him* What kind of tequila?
David: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?!
Bartender: This one's on the house.
Bartender: Just is, bitch.
: I have two daughters.
David: What are their names?
: ..........(long pause)