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After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage:
: By exposing me, you have
ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!! (Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him) Carl
: Is that a man?
: Seven men, parts of them actually.
One of the brief conversations between Velkan and Dracula:
A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't Nightmare Fuel.
Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong:
: Yes, master?
: Why do you torment that thing so?
It's What I Do
After breaking into the castle:
Van Helsing: You are taking us to Dracula. Igor: No. I'm not. (Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard) Igor: Yes. I am.
Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him complaining about his master — "Igor do this, Igor do that!"
Even better is the exchange immediately after Van Helsing grabs Igor.
Igor: Please don't kill me! Van Helsing: Why not? Igor: Well...I...uh...
A drive-by hilarious quote—after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is with you?!"
wrong Carl: The air is THICK with envy around here...
Van Helsing ending his Sherlock Scan of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange:
From the gag reel:
Dracula: I give you... VAN HALEN!
From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.
After Van Helsing has been bitten by a werewolf and Carl explains they have 48 hours to find a solution:
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: Oh my God, you should be terrified!
) Thank you.
When the werewolf is loose...
Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
When a bride tries to swoop down and snatch Van Helsing, he jumps and she grabs a cow instead. Poor Daisy gets thrown through a nearby roof with a surprised "MOOOOOOO!"
More hilariously, the cow is alive and well on the porch of the building it was thrown through and giving Carl a look that seems to say "What the fuck just happened?" once the fight itself is over.