Funny / Toy Story of Terror

• The toys watching the vampire movie. Rex is on the edge of his seat ("RUN, BETSY!"), Trixie thinks the girl is a goner, Woody encourages her like she can actually hear him, Buzz examines the situation from a tactical perspective, and Pricklepants talks exactly like we do.
  • Mr. Potato Head taking off his ears so he doesn't have to listen to Pricklepants prattle on about how good horror movies take a while to get to the exciting stuff.
• Bonnie ringing the bell on the motel counter over and over and over again. Exactly like you did. And your siblings did. And your kids do.
• Combat Carl's arm has fallen off in the exact same spot Dillon's arm was blown off in Predator.
• Who buys Woody for thousands of dollars? None other than the Al of Al's Toy Barn! Years later and he’s now scouring the internet to try to recomplete the Woody’s Round-Up collection. And once again, Woody escapes Al’s clutches. At least this time, Al is entitled to getting his money back, but still, tough luck!
• The deleted scenes would reveal Ron's motivation for stealing toys and selling them. He's been obsessing over a luxury boat.
  • And when he wonders aloud what guy would buy a cowboy for such a price, cut to Al, in his chicken suit, rejoicing over his purchase and being scolded by the voice of his mother from above.
• Jessie takes Combat Carl's advice too literally.
  Combat Carl: Combat Carl never gives up, Combat Carl finds a way. Now say it!
  Jessie: Combat Carl never-
  Combat Carl: You're not Combat Carl!
• Mr. Pricklepants tries to comfort the other toys after they start worrying that Woody and Jessie won't come back:
  Mr. Pricklepants: Patience. Cinematic structure dictates it's always darkest—
  Mr. Potato Head: Can it, Pants! Life ain't a movie, they're never coming back.
  Rex: Look! They're coming back!
• When Jessie dives into Mr. Jones mouth to retrieve Potato Head's arm, the Pez Scout is grossed out and vomits out a candy.
• After Mr. Potato Head gets his arm back, he hopes to never be separated from one of his parts again. Right after he says this, the car hits a bump, forcing off his parts. The gang finds this hilarious.
  Mr. Potato Head: Aw, nuts!
• The ending, where two cops arrive to arrest the manager for (supposedly, but effectively) stealing Bonnie's toys. The manager tries to sneak out and steal the cop car.
  Cop 1: I told you not to leave the keys in the car.
  [the manager backs up into the sign, which crashes onto top of the car and totals it. The manager runs off]
  Cop 2: [deadpan, into radio] We got a runner.
• Look closely at the photos on Ron's wall. Apparently Ron is not good with recognizing animals, because Trixie is labeled as a "stegosaurus" (she's a triceratops), and Pricklepants is labeled as a "German beaver" (he's a hedgehog).

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