Funny: Thousand Shinji

Thousand Shinji is a Dark Fic with Anti-Hero main characters, but it also has amusing moments:
  • Asuka used against Sandalphon a suicidal tactic that Shinji had used against another Angel. When he said he had called it "Shinji Suicidal Special" for one reason, Asuka replied that it could be called "Sohryu Suicidal Special" as well. Shinji's reply? "Please, kiss me!"
  • During their first meetings Shinji loved getting Asuka annoyed. Their verbal battles were laugh-worthy, indeed.
  • Shinji is trying to help Touji with Hikari, but dealing with Touji's thick-headness is very distressing:
    Holding up his forehead with his thumb and index finger, Shinji tries not to throw about the term ‘monkey’ too much before he says, “Okay, if you can’t take the direct route, be sneaky. Doesn’t Hikari have a younger sister?”
    “Yeah, and?” Toji asks.
    “Don’t you have a younger sister?” Shinji asks.
    “Yeah, and?” Toji asks.
    I will refrain from mind crushing him, even though it would feel so good right now. I will refrain from mind crushing him…
  • Shinji's reaction after seeing Misato's apartment was "There's Chaos and then there's THIS..."