From the musical:
- "So who could complain/Except for you because you're Jewish and you always complain."
- The school they go to is called Dan Quayle Junior High. Seriously.
- Some productions like to spice it up by offering more current names with similar connotations, such as Sarah Palin Junior High.
- The entire song "Hey Kendra"
- "At least until Disney can rewrite it"