Funny / The World Shall Be Mine

• Someone once asked The Master if he was Batman.
  The Master: Do I look like Batman?

• A Witch somehow managed to get onboard the TARDIS at some point. Everyone else was horrified, except The Master, who thought she was sexy. Yes, The Master fell in love with a murderous zombie woman.
• Master's face while he gives Donna Soylent Green to eat.
• Someone asked Steve to dress as He-Man. The result is pure hilarity.
• Steve is a "pretty princess".
• The Master on medication. It doesn't work.
• One poor reader gets Falcon Kicked by "Chubby Clone"
• Someone once sent the word "Boobies". The result? This.
• "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"
  • "Noooooooo!"