- Someone once asked The Master if he was Batman.
The Master: Do I look like Batman?
- A Witch somehow managed to get onboard the TARDIS at some point. Everyone else was horrified, except The Master, who thought she was sexy. Yes, The Master fell in love with a murderous zombie woman.
- Master's face while he gives Donna Soylent Green to eat.
- Someone asked Steve to dress as He-Man. The result is pure hilarity.
- Steve is a "pretty princess".
- The Master on medication. It doesn't work.
- One poor reader gets Falcon Kicked by "Chubby Clone"
- Someone once sent the word "Boobies". The result? This.
- "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"