Funny / The Vinyl Scratch Tapes
The Celestia Interview
The Spitfire Interview
When discussing Photo Finish's negative reaction to her interview:
Octavia: "She threw [a camera] at your head!"
Discussing Princess Celestia:
Octavia: She's the ruler of all Equestria!
When discussing Blueblood cancelling his scheduled interview:
Octavia: There you go insulting ponies you’ve never met again.
DJ-P0n3: You’re just mad because he’d be the only guest we’ve had snootier than you.
Octavia: He is not snootier than me!
DJ-P0n3 bursts out laughing.)
Octavia: Wait, I mean I’m not snooty! I mean he’s not snooty! I mean, ugh, shut up!
The Call-In Show
DJ-P0n3: ( Clears throat, speaks up) So, Prince Blueblood, thanks for coming to our very illegal concert. Please continue with your not-at-all delusional story about how we’re evil and you’re the moral paragon.
Blueblood: Why yes, thank you, I believe I shall.
Octavia: ( whispering) D-does he not understand you were being sarcastic?
Blueblood: ( clears throat) Do you remember last month when you interviewed my Aunt Celestia?
Blueblood: Oh. ( He pauses, then continues without any irony.) Well, last month you interviewed my—
Octavia: We remember, okay?! What about it?
The Second Call-In Show
Blueblood calls to announce his new competing show:
Blueblood: Hmph! Enjoy your immaturity while you can. For you see, K-COLT has just entered its winter.
DJ-P0n3: Yes, we’re totally soiling ourselves in fear over here…
Blueblood: ( without irony) And rightfully so!
Octavia: sigh Still as good at detecting sarcasm as you ever were…
Octavia: No, I was being…Ugh, you know what, never mind.
The bit before this with Vinyl repeatedly hanging up on Blueblood, and him getting more and more annoyed each time.
The Ensemble Interview
When discussing the first broadcast of Blueblood and Trixie's show:
Octavia: His co-host reminds me of somepony…
DJ-P0n3: Hm? What do you mean?
Octavia: Well, let’s see…she’s obnoxious…
Octavia: She has an ego the size of the moon…
DJ-P0n3: Uh huh?
Octavia: And she’s a gigantic hammy unicorn who seems to crave any attention from everypony?
Octavia: This ... you don’t see any similarities between her and somepony else our listeners might be familiar with?
DJ-P0n3: ... Harpo?
Octavia: No it’s not Harp— you’re just messing with me, aren’t you?
DJ-P0n3: ( Grinning) When am I not?