Funny: The Saboteur
- "Luck's a lady... apparently she's a bit of a slut where I'm concerned."
"Down the hatch, as they say!"
- Half of what Sean says could count as this, and especially Dr. Kwong's missions.
- Leaping off the top of the Eiffel Tower and hearing Sean yelp like a girl is always laugh-worthy.
- Unintentionally invoked: When entering a hiding spot, Sean speaks one of several stock phrases, which can have unintentionally hilarious consequences, especially when the hiding spot is a 'Kiss The Girl' type.
- The descriptions for the weapons, cars and perks. I mean, how often does one get to compare the MP-40 to a hooker?
- Because they both kick like a bitch.
- "Devlin! How are we supposed to martyr you when you won't stay dead?"
- "Let's see how proud you are...with my fucking boot up your arse!"
- "Nothing to see here. Nope. Nobody special. Ignore the mick with the bomb."