- "Luck's a lady... apparently she's a bit of a slut where I'm concerned."
"Down the hatch, as they say!"
- Half of what Sean says could count as this, and especially Dr. Kwong's missions.
- Leaping off the top of the Eiffel Tower and hearing Sean yelp like a girl is always laugh-worthy.
- Unintentionally invoked: When entering a hiding spot, Sean speaks one of several stock phrases, which can have unintentionally hilarious consequences, especially when the hiding spot is a 'Kiss The Girl' type.
- The descriptions for the weapons, cars and perks. I mean, how often does one get to compare the MP-40 to a hooker?
- Because they both kick like a bitch.
- "Devlin! How are we supposed to martyr you when you won't stay dead?"
- "Let's see how proud you are...with my fucking boot up your arse!"
- "Nothing to see here. Nope. Nobody special. Ignore the mick with the bomb."
- Attack the cows. Punch them to death, for example; they won't react until they fall apart. Shoot them? Run into them? Plant explosives on them? All legitimate ways of turning cows into piles of parts. As Sean and Skyler say during one of the missions:
Sean: How do you like your steak?Skyler: Bloody, of course.