"Luck's a lady... apparently she's a bit of a slut where I'm concerned."
- Half of what Sean says could count as this, and especially Dr. Kwong's missions.
- Leaping off the top of the Eiffel Tower and hearing Sean yelp like a girl is always laugh-worthy.
- Unintentionally invoked: When entering a hiding spot, Sean speaks one of several stock phrases, which can have unintentionally hilarious consequences, especially when the hiding spot is a 'Kiss The Girl' type.
"Down the hatch, as they say!"
- The descriptions for the weapons, cars and perks. I mean, how often does one get to compare the MP-40 to a hooker?