Funny: The Reluctant Dragon

  • The Reluctant Dragon's "poetry":
    Dragon: Sweet little upside-down cake / Cares and woes, you've got'em / Poor little upside-down cake / Your top is on your bottom / Alas, little upside-down cake / Your troubles never stop / Because, little upside-down cake / Your bottom's on your top.
  • Robert being Captain Obvious
    Robert (to Margaret): Cows.