Funny / The Mirror Has Two Faces

• Lauren Bacall really does get the best lines:
  I've raised two daughters; I've buried a husband. I've made my coffee.
  All celibates sweat, dear. If they didn't, they'd explode.
• The phone sex ad and where Greg calls Felicia who instead of a beautiful, vixenish redhead is a frumpy, middle-aged, fat woman in a dingy apartment, is just this.
  Don't you want to know how big my tits are?