- Mushnick's got to get drunk, now!
- Mushnick's responses to Seymour's obliviousness:
Seymour: Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
Seymour: You mean I'm fired?
- And this:
Mushnick: Who would you like to have tonight?Audrey Jr.: You look fat enough.Musnick: We not only got a talking plant, but one that makes with smart cracks!
- Audrey Jr. demands that Mushnick feeds him:
- The entire scene with Jack Nicholson as the masochistic dental patient.
(Wilbur screams in utter pain. Seymour stops out of concern.)Wilbur: (annoyed) DON'T STOP NOW!
- Michael J. Nelson's commentary track on one of the retail DVD copies.