Funny / The Internet and You

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• How Abraham and Net-Meister managed to visit the internet:
  (Abraham is playing a Nintendo 64 when he notices Net-Meister heading out the door with a suitcase)
  Abraham: Hey, Net-Meister! Where do you think your going?
  Net-Meister: Well, I'm glad you asked! I'm taking a vacation to The INTERNEEET!
  Abraham: Tubular! I'm in!
  (Gilligan Cut to Abraham and Net-Meister using an Apple Mac)
  Net-Meister: All right, you, uh, have to click on "File".
  (Abraham clicks the mouse)
  Net-Meister: Ok, hit "New Tab" right there.
  Abraham: I don't see "New Tab".
  Net-Meister: What do you mean? It's right there.
  Abraham: That says "New Window". I only see "New Window".
  Net-Meister: (getting irritated) How do you not see it? It's right there!
  Abraham: I-uh... I don't see it! I only see "New Window"!
  Net-Meister: Well, that seems like a "you" problem.
  Abraham: Maybe it-maybe it's actually a "you" problem and your just pushing it off to me!
  Net-Meister: Nope. I think it's still a "you" problem.
  Abraham: "Me"s don't have problems, only "you"s.
• When Abraham and Net-Mister meet Dr.USB:
  Abraham: Dr. USB, huh? you mean like, one of these?
  (He grabs a USB out of the Dr's coat pocket)
  Dr. USB: WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
  (Sudden cut to the next scene)
• When Net-Meister and Abe talk about how big the internet truly is:
  Net-Meister: you ever watch Home Alone 2: Lost in New York?
  Abe: Every Sabbath!
  Net-Meister: Well, imagine you are Kevin, and New York is the internet!
  (Sudden zoom in to Abe's face)
  Abe: My God.
• How Abe learns of Mr. Bandwidth's name:
  Abe: (coughs blood) who are you??
  Bandwidth: I'm Mr. Bandwidth! (beat) DAMNIT!
  Abe: Really? You told me your name just because I asked?