Funny / The Fast and the Furious (2001)

• Brian saves Dominic from being arrested by the cops and explains why:
  Brian: I thought if I got in your good graces, you might let me keep my car.
  Dom: (with a grin) You are in my good graces, but you ain't keeping your car.
• A later conversation at the after-race party:
  Dom: Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you.
  Vince: That was in the THIRD GRADE!
• Vince's attempts to woo Mia when it's clear she's interested in Brian. First he tells Brian to wash his car and wear a nice dress and that he'll put him on the street (As a hooker) and in response, Mia asks Vince about that restaurant he wanted to take her and upon finding out everything she needs to know, she tells Brian to take her there and Vince storms out of the house.
• Brian brings the Supra to Dom's garage for the first time:
  Dom: What the hell is this?
  Brian: This is your car.
  Dom: I said a ten-second car, not a ten-minute car.
  Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or maybe tow it...
• The Big "NO!" Edwin (Ja Rule) gives out when Brian passes him during the first race, and being dissed by his girlfriend after it.
• After Dom crashes the Charger:
  Dom: That's not what I had in mind.
  • The look he has on his face makes it more hilarious as it looks crossed between him being shell-shocked and thinking "did that just happen?!"
    • Which becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you watch the later films and this is the tamest stunt he pulls in the franchise.