Brian saves Dominic from being arrested by the cops and explains why.
Brian: I thought if I got in your good graces, you might let me keep my car.
Dom: (With a grin) You are in my good graces, but you ain't keeping your car.
Vince's attempts to woo Mia when it's clear she's interested in Brian and his tantrums when they fail.
Brian brings the Supra to Dom's garage for the first time:
Dom: What the hell is this?
Brian: This is your car.
Dom: I said a ten-second car, not a ten-minute car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or maybe tow it...
Ja Rule's character being dissed by his girlfriend after the opening race, and the Big "NO!" he gives out when Brian passes him during the race.
After Dom crashes the Charger:
Dom: That's not what I had in mind.
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Brian and Bilikins go to Barstow to meet Rome to convince him to join up for the mission. Rome's first response to finding out that Brian's not a cop anymore is to right hook him. Bilkins' first response is to sit down on a lawnchair and eat some popcorn until they're done.
When Brian and Rome confront Markam over nearly blowing their cover at the shipping yard,, after it's all over, Rome steals his food.
Roman lighting the windscreen of Verone's cronies on fire so they can't follow them and blow their cover.
Roman's trolling the two drivers with the American cars.
Rome: Use them bus tokens, patna!
During the scramble scene, the cops are following the cars they gave to Brian and Rome. (Which have been wired with GPS). Unknown to them, Brian and Rome swapped cars with Tej and Suki during the scramble, so the cops send a helicopter and a whole army of squad cars after the cars they think Brian and Rome are in. Tej's reaction upon getting out of the car and seeing this is absolutely priceless:
Tej: Whoa, fellas, fellas. I know my tags are out of date, but damn!
Roman, in true grade school fashion, teasing Han about Gisele for over a minute, only for Han to shut him down in two seconds by using Roman's own words to insinuate that Roman is overcompensating because all his girlfriends have a lot of bling. Kind of a retroactive Tear Jerker given how things turn out for them.
What's better than Tej and Roman treating each other like Bros? Tej and Hobbs trolling like bros. Tej and Hobbs go to buy some cars from a car show and a haughty English salesman shows up and instantly makes racist remarks about Tej not being all blinged out and with a woman on each arm and how he couldn't afford the cars there, while assuming Hobbs is there as kitchen help. Meanwhile, Hobbs thinks Tej is going to steal them and repeatedly refuses to let him do so. Cue the cars being delivered at their base and the salesman thanking Mr. Parker for buying the cars and asking if there's anything else he can do for them. Tej and Hobbs make him hand over his shirt, pants and watch, walking away with only his underwear.
After the tank shows up:
Roman: So, who's got a Plan B?
Tej: "Plan B?" We need a Plan B, C, D, E; we need more alphabets!
Oh and before anyone forgets, just remember the words on the airplane's tail before dealing with the group's resident Motor Mouth: IT'S ROMAN, BITCHES!
Hobbs heading to a control station to get camera footage in a sewer. Two of the guards are obviously on Shaw's payroll and try to turn him away when it comes to ask for it. Hobbs sees through them quite clearly but subtlety tells them that "it would be ridiculous" if that was the case. Needless to say the guards quickly get the hint.