Funny / The Devil's Advocate

• The very idea of Don King being on friendly terms with the Devil.
• "Call me Dad."
• The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy in Spanish claiming that his wife, Maricella, is cheating on him and smoking crack. He advises the shocked thug and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and "put that knife where it belongs." After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
  Kevin: What did you say to him?
  Milton: I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you were gonna kick his ass.
• Kevin is invited into Milton's penthouse for the first time and is surprised that it apparently has no bedroom.
  Kevin: Where does he sleep?
  Milton's aide: Who says he sleeps?
  Kevin: Where does he fuck?
  Milton: (chiming in, cheerfully) Everywhere!
• How does the head of a powerful law firm (who is also secretly the Prince of Darkness himself) spend his off time?
  Milton: This guy has a chicken that plays Tic-Tac-Toe! Never loses! He's famous!
• The sheer fact that the Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to simply give them good lawyers!

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