Funny / The Devil's Advocate

  • The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy, Maricella in Spanish claiming that his wife is cheating on him and smoking crack. He advises a shocked Maricella and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and "put that knife where it belongs." After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
    Kevin: What did you say to him?
  • When Kevin is first invited into Milton's penthouse and is surprised that it apparently has no bedroom.
    Kevin: "Where does he sleep?"
    Milton's aid: "Who says he sleeps?"
    Kevin: "Where does he fuck?"
    Milton (chiming in, cheerfully): "Everywhere!"