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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to simply [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]!

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* The sheer fact that the Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to simply give them [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]!
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--> '''Milton:''' This guy has a chicken that plays TabletopGame/TicTacToe! Never loses! He's famous!

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--> '''Milton:''' [[VillainsOutShopping This guy has a chicken chicken]] that plays TabletopGame/TicTacToe! Never loses! He's famous!
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'''Milton's aid:''' Who says he sleeps?\\

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'''Milton's aid:''' aide:''' Who says he sleeps?\\
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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]!

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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to simply [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]!
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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy lawyers]] who help bad people out of legal trouble!

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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy lawyers]] who help bad people out of legal trouble!lawyers]]!
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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy lawyers]] who help bad people legally get away with crimes!

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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy lawyers]] who help bad people legally get away with crimes!out of legal trouble!
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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy but legal lawyers]] who help bad people get away with crimes!

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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke give them good lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy but legal lawyers]] who help bad people legally get away with crimes!
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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is [[EvilLawyerJoke giving them good lawyers]]!

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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is to [[EvilLawyerJoke giving give them good lawyers]]!lawyers]]! Not a grand army of demons or satanic worshippers. Just [[AmoralAttorney scummy but legal lawyers]] who help bad people get away with crimes!
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* The sheer fact that Devil thinks the best way to corrupt mankind is [[EvilLawyerJoke giving them good lawyers]]!
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--> '''Milton:''' This guy has a chicken that plays Tic-Tac-Toe! Never loses! He's famous!

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--> '''Milton:''' This guy has a chicken that plays Tic-Tac-Toe! TabletopGame/TicTacToe! Never loses! He's famous!
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* The ''very idea'' of Don King being on friendly terms with the Devil.
* "Call me Dad."
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--> '''Milton:''' This guy has a chicken that plays Tic-Tac-Toe! Never loses'! He's famous!

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--> '''Milton:''' This guy has a chicken that plays Tic-Tac-Toe! Never loses'! loses! He's famous!
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* How does the head of a powerful law firm (who is also secretly the Prince of Darkness himself) spend his off time?
--> '''Milton:''' This guy has a chicken that plays Tic-Tac-Toe! Never loses'! He's famous!
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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife, Maricella, is cheating on him]] and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack]]. He advises the shocked thug and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.

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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife, Maricella, is cheating on him]] him and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack]]. He advises the shocked thug and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife, Maricella, is cheating on him]] and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack.]] He advises the shocked thug and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
--> '''Kevin:''' What did you say to him?\\

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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife, Maricella, is cheating on him]] and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack.]] crack]]. He advises the shocked thug and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
--> '''Kevin:''' -->'''Kevin:''' What did you say to him?\\



--> '''Kevin:''' Where does he sleep?\\

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--> '''Kevin:''' -->'''Kevin:''' Where does he sleep?\\



'''Milton (chiming in, cheerfully):''' Everywhere!

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'''Milton (chiming '''Milton:''' ''(chiming in, cheerfully):''' Everywhere!
cheerfully)'' Everywhere!
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--> '''Kevin:''' What did you say to him?
--> '''Milton:''' [[BlatantLies I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you were gonna kick his ass.]]

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--> '''Kevin:''' What did you say to him?
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him?\\
'''Milton:''' [[BlatantLies I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you were gonna kick his ass.]]



--> '''Kevin:''' "Where does he sleep?"
--> '''Milton's aid:''' "Who says he sleeps?"
--> '''Kevin:''' "Where does he fuck?"
--> '''Milton (chiming in, cheerfully):''' "Everywhere!"

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--> '''Kevin:''' "Where Where does he sleep?"
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sleep?\\
'''Milton's aid:''' "Who Who says he sleeps?"
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sleeps?\\
'''Kevin:''' "Where Where does he fuck?"
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fuck?\\
'''Milton (chiming in, cheerfully):''' "Everywhere!"Everywhere!

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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy, Maricella in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife is cheating on him]] and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack.]] He advises a shocked Maricella and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.

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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy, Maricella guy in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife wife, Maricella, is cheating on him]] and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack.]] He advises a the shocked Maricella thug and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
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* When Kevin is first invited into Milton's penthouse and is surprised that it apparently has no bedroom.

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* When Kevin is first invited into Milton's penthouse for the first time and is surprised that it apparently has no bedroom.
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--> '''Milton:''' [[BlatantLies I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you were gonna kick his ass.]]

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--> '''Milton:''' [[BlatantLies I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you were gonna kick his ass.]]]]
* When Kevin is first invited into Milton's penthouse and is surprised that it apparently has no bedroom.
--> '''Kevin:''' "Where does he sleep?"
--> '''Milton's aid:''' "Who says he sleeps?"
--> '''Kevin:''' "Where does he fuck?"
--> '''Milton (chiming in, cheerfully):''' "Everywhere!"
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* The scene on the Subway, a couple of Latin-American thugs threaten Milton and Kevin. Milton instead talks to the lead guy, Maricella in Spanish claiming that [[YourCheatingHeart his wife is cheating on him]] and [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack.]] He advises a shocked Maricella and his friend to get off and take the next train back home and [[DisproportionateRetribution "put that knife where it belongs."]] After he leaves, this following line becomes the icing on the cake.
--> '''Kevin:''' What did you say to him?
--> '''Milton:''' [[BlatantLies I told him if he didn't leave us alone, you were gonna kick his ass.]]

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