…Then he heard a wild, high pitched cackling that made the hair stand up on the back of his neck. It wasn’t sane, that laugh. In fact, it was the laughter of someone who never had more than a nodding acquaintance with sanity.
The Sea-King to Sasha.
“Oh for the sake of all that is sane, do stop.”
Compounded by his later statements to the guards- “And stop ‘sniffling’.”
After Sasha gets off the dragon ride.
When he slid shakily down off Adamant’s back once they were on the mainland, it was with two conflicting feelings. He wanted to do it again immediately. He never wanted to do it again, not under any circumstances.
Katschei’s heart holder
“There was an oak tree in the forecourt—it’s gone now. There was a dragon curled around the foot of a tree. In the tree was a chest. In the chest was a fox in the fox was a rabbit, in the rabbit was another duck, in the duck was an egg and in the egg was his heart. You had to get past the dragon, climb the tree, open the chest, kill the fox before it got away, then kill the rabbit, then kill the duck and break the egg.”
Katya’s brows rose. “Good heavens. That just shrieks ‘I am an important hiding place look into me!’ Why didn’t he just put a big sign on a tree that said My Heart Is Up Here?”
Katya’s cursing- apparently it involves calling someone a “noodle-spined bar sinister son of a blind camel and cactus.”
“Horses,” he murmured. “Drive now, canoodle later. Ditch bad, bed good.”
Siegfried: And I will have to break some bones. That probably will discourage the rest. It is difficult to ply the trade of thief with a broken hand, and weighing the odds of small profit from me against high probability of not being able to cut purses for a month, they will leave me a— (Grabs another would-be pickpocket, breaks the man's arm with one hand, and drops him; all without turning around and barely breaking his stride) Siegfried: —lone. Well, that took less time than I thought. This must be a very sophisticated city.
Leopold. Cursed necklace. Singing. Fun times everyone, fun times.
To clarify: as part of an engagement challenge, Leopold was given a cursed necklace and told to add it to a dragon's hoard. It slowly turned him into a drooping, gothy Dreadful Musician who could only sing about the weight of his blighted hopes crushing him. He and a companion were able to bypass the dragon simply because the beast was laughing too hard.
The funniest parts were the scathing comments of the Bird while Leopold sang dreadfully about his woes. "Your mother dropped you on your head."; "Your brains are soaked in brine"; "She kicked you on the ... knee.". Siegfried is choking with suppressed laughter which is made worse when Leopold accuses him and the snarky bird of 'ruining' his art. Rosamund, who is watching them on a mirror is practically dying with hilarity.
To cap the matter off, once Leopold is free of the curse....
The usual Heroic classification of birds is described as "good to eat," "not good to eat," and "singing while I have a hangover, kill it with a rock."
Leopold and Siegfried taking a ride on the forest and chance upon a beautiful unicorn who immediately stares with adoration at Siegfried and want to put her head on his lap. Leo understandably falls off his horse laughing.
Beauty and the Werewolf
Protagonist Isabella contacting Godmother Elena by magic mirror, only to be put on "hold," complete with the visual equivalent of Muzak.