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9th Jun '15 9:16:21 PM GoldenSeals
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* [[LoveableRogue Leopold]]. Cursed necklace. Singing. Fun times everyone, fun times.
** To clarify: as part of an engagement challenge, Leopold was given a cursed necklace and told to add it to a dragon's hoard. It slowly turned him into a drooping, gothy DreadfulMusician who could only sing about the weight of his blighted hopes crushing him. He and a companion were able to bypass the dragon simply because the beast was laughing too hard and wanted to thank them for the best laugh in ''years''.

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* [[LoveableRogue Leopold]]. Cursed necklace. Singing. Fun times everyone, fun times.
** To clarify: as
As part of an engagement challenge, Leopold was given a cursed necklace and told to add it to a dragon's hoard. It slowly turned him into a drooping, gothy DreadfulMusician who could only sing about the weight of his blighted hopes crushing him. He and a companion were able to bypass the dragon simply because the beast was laughing too hard and wanted to thank them for the best laugh in ''years''.
21st Dec '14 8:22:02 PM 9_miho
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** There's a BrickJoke later when the Bird is talking with Rosa and Lily about how it's quite rare for Heroes of Drachenthal (who are mighty of thew, small of brain, and not kind at all) to take good advice and they tend to try to kill helpful birds by throwing rocks. Then the Bird notes, "Of course, the fact that we can only get their attention when they have hangovers might contribute to that."
21st Dec '14 8:18:08 PM 9_miho
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** To clarify: as part of an engagement challenge, Leopold was given a cursed necklace and told to add it to a dragon's hoard. It slowly turned him into a drooping, gothy DreadfulMusician who could only sing about the weight of his blighted hopes crushing him. He and a companion were able to bypass the dragon simply because the beast was laughing too hard.

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** To clarify: as part of an engagement challenge, Leopold was given a cursed necklace and told to add it to a dragon's hoard. It slowly turned him into a drooping, gothy DreadfulMusician who could only sing about the weight of his blighted hopes crushing him. He and a companion were able to bypass the dragon simply because the beast was laughing too hard.hard and wanted to thank them for the best laugh in ''years''.


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** Maybe funny in a dark way... but Siegfried's own curse was to have amphibians and reptiles "spring from his lips" (or more like two inches from his mouth, thank god). When the dragon tried to get them to turn away, Siegfried, nerves frayed from dealing with Leopold's emo behavior and bad singing, unleashed a very impolite, very angry speech at the dragon... resulting in a cascade of frogs, toads and the occasional snake falling off the side of a mountain as the dragon watched in interest.
13th Aug '14 6:22:52 PM H.TorranceGriffin
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''(Grabs another would-be pickpocket, breaks the man's hand and drops him)''\\

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''(Grabs another would-be pickpocket, breaks the man's hand arm with one hand, and drops him)''\\him; all without turning around and barely breaking his stride)''\\
29th Jan '14 4:35:01 AM Mandichaos
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** [[spoiler: Leopold and Siegfried taking a ride on the forest and chance upon a beautiful unicorn who immediately stares with adoration at Siegfried and want to put her head on his lap. Leo understandably falls off his horse laughing.]]

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** * [[spoiler: Leopold and Siegfried taking a ride on the forest and chance upon a beautiful unicorn who immediately stares with adoration at Siegfried and want to put her head on his lap. Leo understandably falls off his horse laughing.]]
29th Jan '14 4:24:43 AM Mandichaos
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* Siegfried casually dissuading pickpockets mid-conversation.
--> '''Siegfried:''' And I will have to break some bones. That probably will discourage the rest. It is difficult to ply the trade of thief with a broken hand, and weighing the odds of small profit from me against high probability of not being able to cut purses for a month, they will leave me a--\\
''(Grabs another would-be pickpocket, breaks the man's hand and drops him)''\\
'''Siegfried:''' --lone. Well, that took less time than I thought. This must be a very sophisticated city.



--->"[Sigfried,] If [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain you tell anyone what I was doing]], and more importantly what I was ''singing''? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Will. Kill. You.]]"

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--->"[Sigfried,] --->"[Siegfried,] If [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain you tell anyone what I was doing]], and more importantly what I was ''singing''? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Will. Kill. You.]]"
6th Dec '12 7:29:21 AM DaleStan
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** Compounded by his later statements to the guards- “And stop ‘’sniffling’’.”

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** Compounded by his later statements to the guards- “And stop ‘’sniffling’’.‘sniffling’.



* The end when [[spoiler: Leopold]] is married to [[spoiler: Bruunhilde, Siegfried's Aunt]]. What does [[spoiler: Bruunhilde]] yell to her father as he flies off?
--> '''[[spoiler: Bruundhilde]]:''' "''[[spoiler: Leo]] makes love like a tiger!''"

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* The end when [[spoiler: Leopold]] is married to [[spoiler: Bruunhilde, Brunnhilde, Siegfried's Aunt]]. What does [[spoiler: Bruunhilde]] Brunnhilde]] yell to her father as he flies off?
--> '''[[spoiler: Bruundhilde]]:''' Brunnhilde]]:''' "''[[spoiler: Leo]] makes love like a tiger!''"



* The ''extended'' TakeThat at Theatre/DerRingDesNibelungen, delivered by Bruunhilde herself, at the end.

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* The ''extended'' TakeThat at Theatre/DerRingDesNibelungen, delivered by Bruunhilde Brunnhilde herself, at the end.
26th Aug '12 7:29:46 AM FELH2
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* The description of Baba Yaga's laugh is kind of funny.... [[NightmareFetishist If you're in to that sort of thing]] ''or'' have passing knowledge of TheJoker

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* The description of Baba Yaga's laugh is kind of funny.... [[NightmareFetishist If you're in to that sort of thing]] ''or'' have passing knowledge of TheJokerSelfDemonstrating/TheJoker



--->"[Sigfried,] If [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain you tell anyone what I was doing]], and more importantly what I was ''singing''? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Will. Kill. You.]]"

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--->"[Sigfried,] If [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain you tell anyone what I was doing]], and more importantly what I was ''singing''? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Will. Kill. You.]]" ]]"



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16th Aug '12 4:27:32 AM HTorranceGriffin
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** To cap the matter off, once Leopold is ''free'' of the curse....
--->"[Sigfried,] If [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain you tell anyone what I was doing]], and more importantly what I was ''singing''? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Will. Kill. You.]]"
25th Jul '12 10:01:45 PM Chariset
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** The funniest parts were the scathing comments of the Bird while Leopold sang dreadfully about his woes. "Your mother dropped you on your head."; "Your brains are soaked in brine"; "She kicked you on the ... knee.". Siegfried is choking with surpressed laughter which is made worse when Leopold acusses him and the snarky bird of 'ruining' his art. Rosamund, who is watching them on a mirror is practically dying with hilarity.

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** The funniest parts were the scathing comments of the Bird while Leopold sang dreadfully about his woes. "Your mother dropped you on your head."; "Your brains are soaked in brine"; "She kicked you on the ... knee.". Siegfried is choking with surpressed suppressed laughter which is made worse when Leopold acusses accuses him and the snarky bird of 'ruining' his art. Rosamund, who is watching them on a mirror is practically dying with hilarity.



* The usual Heroic classification of birds is discribed as "good to eat," "not good to eat," and "singing while I have a hangover, kill it with a rock."
** [[spoiler: Leopold and Siegfried taking a ride on the forest and chance upon a beautiful unicorn who imediately stares with adoration at Siegfried and want to put her head on his lap. Leo understandably falls off his horse laughing.]]

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* The usual Heroic classification of birds is discribed described as "good to eat," "not good to eat," and "singing while I have a hangover, kill it with a rock."
** [[spoiler: Leopold and Siegfried taking a ride on the forest and chance upon a beautiful unicorn who imediately immediately stares with adoration at Siegfried and want to put her head on his lap. Leo understandably falls off his horse laughing.]]
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[[WMG: Beauty and the Werewolf]]
* Protagonist Isabella contacting Godmother Elena by magic mirror, only to be put on "hold," complete with the [[RelaxOVision visual equivalent of Muzak]].
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