Funny / Splat-Mercs

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What would a series be without the usual humor that we've become accustomed to over the years?

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Reunion

• Clyde placing a big plank of wood over the hole he just tossed Alex inside in Part 17... before finishing him off by imbedding a Mini Splatling into said plank wall. Because the barrel is unable to spin because of it, the entire weapon spins instead as soon as Clyde pulls the trigger.
  Clyde: "YAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEYYY!!!"
• Clyde crashing into a clothing shop in Part 31.
  The sign: "Closed. Come again next time on a Monday you crap bucket."
  • In the very next part, he finds that Cthulhu is also in the shop... and promptly discovers that his master is testing out clothes, even though a battle is going on outside.
    Cthulhu: "I have a wedding, you know!"
  • After things are cleared up, Clyde decides that he could use new clothes as well and checks the shop. This is then followed by him discovering a room stocked up with guns. His expression says it all.
    Clyde: "Heaven...Heaven is behind door number 1~"

Camp 101

• While surfing the internet in Part 1, Clyde becomes increasingly annoyed after seeing that he is assigned to deal with varies different shenanigans (read; crimes), complaining about the world being unable to have a minute of peace.
  Clyde: "Oeki, how do I update my status to "Occupied on big mission, don't bother me"?!"
  • He then hears Cthulhu inside his apartment. His only reaction is not surprise, but instead him hoping that Cthulhu's "God makes sudden entrance" thing doesn't end up being a trend, right before telling him to lay off the champagne.
    • Cthulhu revealing that he's still recovering after Ayao took their honeymoon very stern and serious.
  • Clyde snatching the bottle out of Cthulhu's hand while he was drinking it. As the King of Mercenaries begin to chug the bottle's content, he asks his master to change his speech bubble to a more godly tone. The God of Destruction promptly does as told.
    Clyde: *pointing at Cthulhu's speech bubble in the previous frame* "I feel like I'm talking to a demon."
  • Upon picking up the sword belonging to Clyde, Cthulhu asks him if it weighed 160 kilo. Why is the god asking?
    Cthulhu: *studying the sword* "This actually weighs 10.000 tons."
    (cue spit take from the Xenolopod)
    Clyde: *his eyes popping out of their sockets* "10.000 tons!?! Are you pulling my leg here??! Even with Lost Arts I can't lift stuff that heavy! I can only lift 4000 tons! I was sure it was 160 kilo!"

Other comics

• Jessie asking her brother if she can get some chocolate ice cream and some coffee. Clyde, predictably, responds with "only one cup and a spoonful". The final panel shows a smug Jessie holding a huge spoon and a huge coffee mug.
  Clyde: *showing Jessie his favorite finger* "How about a big mug of STFU?"
• The Splat-Mercs motivational poster.