Martian Officer: Sir, the Arcturans have destroyed the remainder of the fleet. I've sent a distress signal to all ships across the galaxy, but we're heading straight into their sun and our engines are about to explode! Enforcer Drone: I have not yet begun to fight. Martian Officer: Now would be a great time to start!
The Martians running away after the "Doughnut of Destruction" suffered an Epic Fail:
Corporal Pez:"Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum!" I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!
Lieutenant Giggywig tries to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed:
Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Commands, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this. [holds up a small rifle]
Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?
Giggywig: Let's find out! [points the rifle at Bipto]