Funny: Space Jam

  • Larry Bird and Bill Murray's dry reaction to Jordan's disappearance.
    Larry: You think Michael's OK?
    Bill: I'm sure he's fine, I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.
    Larry: God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
    Bill: ...You know, Larry, I'm going to give us 2's back there, we weren't in any emotional state to putt.
    Larry: That's fair.
  • Jordan poses beside the golf hole that he gets the ball into so Stan can get a picture, and then gets lassoed into it into Looney Tunes Land.
    Bill: (very long beat) ...What kind of camera is that?
    Stan: I—
    Bill: (grabs the camera from Stan's hands) WOULD YOU NOT POINT THAT AT ME, PLEASE, AND CLOSE THE LENS?! (throws the camera away)
  • During the team roll call scene for the toons, nobody respects Daffy Duck, just like in their classic cartoons.
    Daffy: Thank you! Thank you! 'cue cricket chirping' Very funny! Let's all laugh at the duck!
  • "But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!"
  • Granny's the team cheerleader! God, they must have been desperate!
  • For a scene without the Tunes, the talent-removed players undergo medical/psychiatrical exams. ("I've got other skills. I could go work on the farm. Or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary.")
    Charles Barkley: This girl...five-feet-nothing...blocked my shot!
    Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
    Charles Barkley: IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!
  • The Psychiatrist asks Patrick Ewing if he is underperforming in other areas...
    Psychiatrist: Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself...
    Barry White on the soundtrack: Yeah...
    Psychiatrist: ...unable to perform?
    Barry White: Yeah, yeah...
    Patrick Ewing (indignant): NO!
    Psychiatrist: I'm just asking.
  • A much talked about (and memed) scene in the movie is often this:
    (Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Monstars)
    Lola: NICE BUTT!
  • The slapstick, that only cartoons can pull off, during the game is raw, unadulterated hilarity.
  • During the Nerdlucks landing with their spaceship.
    Pound (Orange): One small step for moi!
    Other Nerdlucks: MOI!
    Bang (Green): One giant leap for moron mountain!
    *Bang proceeds to plant flag right on Pound's foot.*
    Pound: AAAAAOOWWWWW!
    Bugs (looking down at the injured Elmer): And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.
  • After Foghorn Legthorn gets blasted by a Monstar's fire breath:
    Foghorn: Did you order original recipe or extra crispy? *turns into pile of dust*
  • The sequence when Bugs and Daffy search Jordan's house for his gear. Daffy begins to search for the shorts. He opens a door and the shorts are in the jaws of a huge bulldog. Daffy slams the door shut.
  • The doctor and the basketball players (minus Barkley) are all walking through a hospital. They come to a doorway. The doctor and Muggsy Bogues pass through fine, but the other three tall-ass players all smack their heads on the top of the door frame and topple over like dominoes.
  • Bugs asking Jordan for help.
    Bugs: "We need your HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!"
    Michael Jordan: "Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!"
    Bugs (sarcastically): "Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor."
  • Bugs telling Jordan that Lola is "obviously nuts about [him]" becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when she was characterized as being yandere for Bugs in The Looney Tunes Show.