Funny / Skins

     Generation One 
  • "Chris and that Polish girl... they got out of the car at hospital, right?" "...Yeah. Yeah, I think so, yeah."
  • The glue factory scene in the Russia episode.
    Translator: First, we break legs...
  • In Chris' S2 episode, he is asked by his career guidance counseller to avoid swear words.
    Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick!
    Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris...
    Chris: Stupid punt...
    • For a job interview, Chris is asked to sell a mug of tea to the interviewer. His method is to light the man's tie on fire.
    Just a teeny note, that won't work with houses.
  • This whole dialogue between Devil!Maxxie and Angel!Anwar. And then, at the end...
    Cassie: Wow, Maxxie! You look all horny!
    Maxxie: You can tell?

     Generation Two 
  • James Fitch's glorious announcement of what is inside Emily's secret box.
    "FANNIES! It's full of fannies!"
  • Let's also not forget James' total awesomeness during Katie and Emily's S3 episode when he walks in on Katie changing.
    "Whoa, you're naked, BITCH!"
  • James again:
    "Mrs McPherson says as long as swearing's used in context, it's fucking A."
  • Effy's father to her mother:
    "Don't you DARE use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence!"
  • Cook and JJ try to crash a party:
    Cook: Did we invite Freddie?
    JJ: No
    Cook: And why didn't we invite him?
    JJ: Because he's a fun sponge?
    Cook: You got it
  • This exchange from Emily's season 4 episode:
    Emily: "Fake tan, fake boyfriend, fake concern."
    Katie: "I am concerned... BITCH!"

     Generation Three 
  • After Franky asks Mini and co to just start something or fuck off, because she's had enough shit already:
    Grace: Ooh, like, before Bristol or before? 'Cause I had a dream last night that I was like a slave, and I was working on a plantation-
    Mini and Liv: Shut up, Grace.
  • The series 5 finale:
    Nick: Leave me to the bears!
    Alo: We're in Somerset!
    Nick: To the squirrels, then!
    • The whole scene where Mini is looking for Franky, Liv and Matty.
    Mini: Hi! Have you by any chance seen, erm, two girls and a boy?
    Old man: Bugger off!
    Mini: Er, rudeness!
    • "David Fucking Blood!" Made even funnier by Sean Teale and Will Merrick's delivery.
  • Rich's attempt at chatting up the "Angel of Death" in his S5 episode.