Quotes from Skins. Remember, there are spoilers here.
Anwar's Father: It's a stupid fucking messed up world. I've got my God; he speaks to me every day. Some things I just can't work out, so I leave them be. Okay? Even if I think they're wrong. Because I know, one day he'll make me understand. I've got that trust; it's called belief. I'm a lucky man.
Naomi: Me not muff muncher. Me cock cruncher.
Pandora's Neighbor: This is a quiet cul-de-sac, and you are disgraceful young ladies.
Naomi: Oh yeah? So go FUCK yourself.
Freddie's Dad: Freddie, tell your sister she looks sexy on television.
Freddie: Dad!? Fine. You look sexy on tele, Karen.
Richard: You oughtta get laid or something kid. You know, I may be a corporate puppet, but at least I have a good time. How's being an angsty little prick working out for ya?
Naomi: You couldn't make me feel alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer.
Cook: I just... He just... Freddie, man. I just couldn't stand the way she was fucking looking at him... And I was thinking, 'Why does everybody always get to piss on me?' Everybody always fucking pisses on me... My fucking mum. My fucking dad is a fucking tosser, and no one gives a shit. Everyone's just in it for them fucking selves.
Duncan: Grow up.
Cook: Everybody's just-
Duncan: So fucking what?
Cook: So fuck off! I fucking smashed the shit out of that kid! I fucking kicked the shit out of him and I enjoyed it, okay! I fucking enjoyed it, okay!
I've loved you from the first time I saw you; I think I was 12. It took me ... three years to pluck up the courage to speak to you. I was so scared of the way I felt; you know, loving a girl, that I became a sarcastic bitch just to make it feel normal. I screwed guys to make it go away, but it didn't work. When we got together it scared the shit out of me because you were the one person who could ruin my life.
I pushed you away. I made you think things were your fault, but really I was just terrified of pain. I screwed that girl Sophia to kind of spite you for having that hold on me. And I'm a total fucking coward because I got these ... these tickets for us for Goa three months ago.
But I couldn't stand ... I didn't want to be a slave to the way I feel about you. Can you understand? You were trying to punish me back, and it's horrible. It's so horrible because, really, I would die for you. I love you. I love you so much it is killing me.
Series 4, Episode 8
I'm a fucking waste of space, I'm just a stupid kid. I've got no sense, criminal. I am no fucking use, mate. I am nothing. So please... Please... Get it into your, you know... bonce... That you killed my friend. And... I'm Cook. I'm Cook!
Series 4, Episode 8