Pat asking Veronica to play "Ride the Lightning" by Metallica, in the baby's room. Her expression screams Flat "What.".
Veronica presenting her futuristic fireplace to Pat and Tiffany, and asking them to guess what it is. Tiffany gets annoyed and sarcastally says it's some part of a crematory. Pat then wholeheartedly asks where the body goes.
At the dance contest, Pat and Tiffany fail spectacularly at their attempt at a lift like the one seen in Dirty Dancing.
Pat and Tiffany's wild celebration of receiving an average score of 5.0 at the dance contest. The looks on the faces of the other contestants is priceless.
Pat and Tiffany casually sharing their experiences with various anti-depressant medications. While Ronnie and Veronica sit there in stunned silence.
Pat, upon reaching the end of A Farewell to Arms, screams "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and chucks it out his bedroom window.
The entirety of the restaurant scene, especially the ending; Tiffany leaves Pat, and behind them the rest of the restaurant starts cheering and clapping. One of the most quietly brilliant moments in a movie full of them.
The beginning too where everyone else is in costume and they're not.
Pat finding his psychiatrist at the Lincoln Financial Field parking lot.