Funny / Santa Claus Is a Stinker

• Félix asking for a piece of boudin ^note blood sausage to a butcher: "Give me a piece of this long and soft thing..."

• Josette yelling "Merry Christmas Félix !" before knocking him down with an iron.

• Katia answering a desperate person on the phone, as Thérèse and Pierre make love in the bathroom: "No, they're busy. They have more interesting things to do than taking care of losers like you and I. No, no, they're banging."

• This Double Entendre sentence from Pierre to Thérèse, about the blocked lid of a fusible box: " If you do the lever, I could insert myself inside. "

• Pierre, speaking of Mrs Musquin: "I don’t like to speak ill of the others, but indeed, she is nice."

• Mr. Presgurvic, about doubitchous: "Yes, it’s handmade. Yes, it’s rolled by hand under armpits."

• When Katia is afraid to be boring when speaking about a party in a dancing club, the Dandy's:
  Pierre:No, not at all, because you tell it quite well ! Seriously, you depicted to me this party at the Dandy's with gusto!
  Katia: With who ?
  

^note Katia is joking, but Pierre won't get it.

• Pierre, discovering the gift of Thérèse:
  Pierre: Oh, a floorcloth, that's fantastic Thérèse, I'm thrilled, listen...
  Thérèse: No Pierre it's a vest...
  Pierre: Oh yeah, ah bah of course, it's a vest: there are larger holes for arms, then... ! This a good thing, I was still thinking last night that something was missing to take the trash out. I'm thrilled Thérèse !
  
• When Pierre stuck a finger in a fusible box because of Thérèse, he start to yell insults because of pain, including some a Your Mom kind. Later, he apologizes to Thérèse:

Pierre: Excuse me Thérèse, the pain made me say terribly crude things I was not actually thinking, it goes without saying.
Thérèse: : Sure, I got it, Pierre.
Pierre: : No, I did not want to be mean. Plus I don't even know your mother.

• When Josette complain that her answers on her social security system form don't fit in, due to lack of space. Katia glance at the form and remark : « Do you practice an occupation? » You answered « It depends»… Yes of course, you must answer « yes » or « no » so certainly « It depends», it stick out."

• When Josette warn Pierre about the stalker's phone calls, outside the pharmacy:

Josette : Hey, M'sieur Pierre ? A very impolite man has just phoned, he wanted to fuck Thérèse !

Cue to the pharmacist's girlfriend shocked face.

Pierre : Yes, but he is a friend.
Josette : Oh, that's okay then!

• When the pharmacist realize that his jacket is stained with kloug:

The pharmacist: But what is this... what is this stuff? But it's... it's shit?!
Mr.Preskovic : No no, it's kloug.

• Mrs. Musquin "calming down" the pervert on phone: "You reached the stage of "skin balls" I think, what happen next?"

• When everyone realizes that the elevator technician is dead:

Josette : We don't care, now that the elevator is working again!