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February - Year 1
Week 1:
- You know you're in for a wild ride when this is one of the first lines uttered by Howard and Kreese:Howard: Kreese, are you still wearing that wig? *Points to a huge guts afro*
Kreese: Wait, allow me to take this off... *Takes off the wig... to reveal a slightly smaller one* But Howard, let's not talk about my motherfucking hair-Howard: Why should I? It's full of dirt and dry blood! - Alexander Valant imitates DX's famous "ARE YOU READY?" with the crowd... and Kreese announces that five fucking minutes into the broadcast, [[Hatedom he already hates his guts]]
- Even funnier if we take the entire situation in contest, because barely a minute ago, Kreese had explained that why he disagreed with some of his choices, he was grateful to the man. So, yes, Kreese possibly pulled the fastest Heel turn in the history of Pro Wrestling, fictional or not.
- A few minutes later, we get this gem, still courtesy of Howard and Kreese:Kreese: *On the announcement of the Elimination Chamber being the Main Event of Hierarchy* We are going to see guts, piss and blood all over the ring!Howard: Maybe without the guts and the piss, but you pretty much embraced the entire concept behind the structure, Kreese!
- Howard fears that Hierarchy could end up gaining the company massive Hype Backlash if it flops... and Kreese proposes to turn the Hype Backlash into Hype Backlash Backlash.
- Kreese insists that the BloodRoses are his "pals" and that Michael Simeone knows he's a part of them... later in the promo, Simeone bashes Kreese himself.
- Bonus for Kreese not even noticing that Simeone bashed him.
- In a Blink and You Miss It Moment, Lamar calls Tyron Sennet "Mr. T". That has not to be a coincidence.
- At the end of the Tag Team Match between Golden Grin Inc. (Wolf and Chains) and RED (Heavy and Pyro, managed by Spy), Kreese uses a Bond One-Liner to further highlight Golden Grin Incorporated's defeat, putting on a pair of sunglasses in the process... only for a fan that's sitting behind the announcers' table to throw a can off his face. Kreese and Howard's reactions are priceless.
- Wait a moment... Bond One Liner, sunglases... oh, where have i seen that before?
- Related to the above, Kreese announces that "domination" doesn't even describe RED's victory, and that he has no words for what they did to their opponents... Howard promptly mocks Kreese by saying that maybe it's because he dropped out of school.
- Word Of Gear adds that he wanted to add an airhorn going off in the background to highlight the moment, and that he dropped only because he found it too "unrealistic".
- Angie's words and Alexander's reaction to them are not funny. Alexander's line right after Angie leaves his office is funny, on the other hand:Alexander: Not even one hour and I'm already more than pissed... and Aries hasn't caused anything yet...great...
- It's also a Shout-Out to Gear's older company, Fiction Wrestling Entertainment, where Aries blew red mist in Trevor Philips's eyes to become Number #1 Contender to a mid-card championship and was bound to beat the reigning champion's friend to a bloody pulp before hanging her to one of the turnbuckles by the leg. If these were the plans for Aries, one can't but look forward to his SPWA rivalries.
- Kreese falling asleep before the female roster's debut match and his subsequent rambling through-out the match has to count.
- Trevor makes his on-screen debut... by yelling in Franklin's face to beat Magic Man into an oily pulp. That, and the fact that he keeps referring to the robot as "tin can".
- Later, during the Main Event, Kreese tries to bring up the electrode he had showed up his ass by DeathWatch. Howard is having none of that.
- Moreso, this little debate distracts them from noticing Magnet Man getting back into the ring. Mere minutes later, and Kreese is swearing up a storm that goes against the TV-14 rating. And mind you, this is in a note in the narration. What if Gear wrote the entirety of Kreese's swears?
Week 2:
- The show opens with Alexander Valant on a boat... only to be interrupted by the cameraman that the show is about to go on-air any second now. Alexander's reaction tells the entire story.
- Moreso, due to his absence from the show, Howard and Kreese have to fill in for him instead. Then, Kreese introduces himself to the crowd as usual... to no reaction whatsoever. His answer?
Kreese: Oh, fuck you too, Los Santos. - "Hashtag BlameLSTraffic".
