(as Gene Wilder) "What do you think they'd do to us if we were here Rich?" ... "FUCK us".
"Her apartment was baaad. The kind of place where if I don't get the pussy, I can fuck this couch!" (on a Playboy model)
"Men hold that shit in like it don't hurt. Walk around and get hit by trucks... 'Didn't he see that truck? Motherfucker wouldn't have seen a seven-forty-seven!'"
The African safari: "'Its just a rabbit'. 'Fuck you! Ain't no rabbit ever looked at me like that!"
The pet Squirrel monkey: "Wanna get this monkey's dick out of my ear Rich?" "Well you won't be making any movies for Warner Bros that's for goddamn sure."
"I'm going to be in that long-ass line!" - choosing between Out with a Bang or being hit by a bus.
