Funny: Richard Pryor
- Pretty much all of the Arizona state penitentiary bit is six minutes of hilarity:
(as Gene Wilder) "What do you think they'd do to us if we were here Rich?" ... "FUCK us"."Why did you kill everybody in the house?" "They was home."
- "Her apartment was baaad. The kind of place where if I don't get the pussy, I can fuck this couch!" (on a Playboy model)
- "Men hold that shit in like it don't hurt. Walk around and get hit by trucks... 'Didn't he see that truck? Motherfucker wouldn't have seen a seven-forty-seven!'"
- The African safari: "'Its just a rabbit'. 'Fuck you! Ain't no rabbit ever looked at me like that!"
- The pet Squirrel monkey: "Wanna get this monkey's dick out of my ear Rich?" "Well you won't be making any movies for Warner Bros that's for goddamn sure."
- "I'm going to be in that long-ass line!" - choosing between Out with a Bang or being hit by a bus.
- Using a lit match to portray himself running down the street while on fire after a freebasing accident.
- One from The Richard Pryor Show: "And The Pips!", one of the most surreal musical experiences you'll ever see.