Funny: Rescue Me
- The entirety of the 'Ex-Girlfriend Rule'.
- You cannot bang a guys' ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, sister, or half sister, without his explicit - crystal clear - permission.
- You can, however, mack on the ex-girlfriend or get some titty-action from the ex-wife, as it comes under the wide, wide umbrella of the 'It Was the Alcohol' Rule.
- "Get out of the truck."
- This exchange:
Tommy: (on the flowers being sent to his daughters' hospital room) Another one!?
Nurse: Yep. This is the fourth. They're getting bigger.
Tommy: Any candy this time?
Nurse: Sent it to the cancer kids.
- The crew attends sensitivity training.
- During the series finale...
- Lou - Red velvet cake, huh?