Funny / Quake IV

  • Many of the rants from your fellow companions are this.
    "What were you doing, Kane? Playing with the female Stroggos?"
  • The lampshade when you have to act as the bodyguard of Strauss.
    "Who did you piss you who sent you to act as Strauss' babysitter?"
  • After Kane's rescue:
    Sledge: Welcome back, Corporal Kane. May I be the first to say you look like shit.