Everything the Prince says in the Astrolabe chambers.
Sands of Time
Any time the Prince talks to himself. Which is constantly. (And with occasional Lampshading.)
The Prince: Finding my way to the baths from here should be easy. I'll just ask the next sand creature that I see. "Excuse me, could you direct me to the baths, please? Thank you." "Don't mention it, I used to be bath attendant back when I was alive"... (imitating Farah) "I'll meet you at the baths." She orders me around as if I was a servant! It's my own fault. With women, you have to show them you're in charge right from the start, or they'll walk all over you! I've been too indulgent. Probably because I felt sorry for her. Well, it stops now! From now on, she'll have to toe the line... that is, assuming I can find her.
The Prince: (imitating Farah again) "Oh, have you been waiting here all this time? I didn't realize you meant these baths! I went to the other baths, clear across the other side of the city. I had a lovely wash and a rub with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there..." (beat) STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!
While the Prince is fighting bats and finding light puzzles in the Hall of Learning, Farah comes across a few tidbits on the bookshelf:
Farah:[reading a poem] "If you want to live, die in love. Die in love if you want to stay alive." The Prince:[confused] What's that supposed to mean?! Farah: I thought you might like it. I found it in a book of love poems. The Prince:[sarcastically] Well, if you're so smart, you should try to find a book on how to get us out of here!!
This is followed by Farah claiming that the poem was all a game:
The Prince:[to himself] Game? She thinks this is a GAME?!
As the Prince and Farah are leaving the observatory:
When the Prince and Farah start heading for the elevator, Farah goes there first.
The Prince:[following her] Farah, look out! Farah: Not everything is a trap, you know. [after a few seconds, the elevator starts going up] Farah:That was easy! The Prince: Too easy. [after a few more seconds, more sand creatures start appearing] The Prince:[gets a "Here We Go Again" look and mimicks Farah in sarcasm] "You know, not everything is a trap!" [they start fighting]
At the end where the Prince - forgetting that because the events of the game technically never happened she has no memory of falling in love with him - passionately kisses Farah, who pushes him away indignantly. Turned into a Funny Moment when he rewinds time with the dagger to erase this mistake.